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WELCOME to Wednesday, April 8, 2015.    

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS… 
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
Who had 8 kids, already.
Three who were deaf,
Two who were blind, and
One who was mentally retarded.
And she had syphilis.
Would you recommend that she undergoes an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts..
Here are the facts about the three candidates:-
Candidate A:
He associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He’s had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes……
……..and he drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.
Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice.
He sleeps until noon.
He used opium in college………
………and he drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero.
He’s a vegetarian.
He doesn’t smoke.
He drinks an occasional beer……..
…….and never committed adultery.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first … No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn’t it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.
Remember: Amateurs…..Built the ark. Professionals….. Built the Titanic
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! I know because somewhere, somebody is laughing!  Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.”  –Henry David Thoreau

“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”  –Mark Twain

“Too much of a good thing is wonderful.”  –Mae West

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

 While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning items that obviously had been worn. One rainy morning I walked in and found a discolored blazer hanging on the rack with other returns. “People return the most filthy, nasty things,” I commented to my supervisor who was standing nearby.  Eyebrow raised, she said, “That’s MY jacket.”

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “You start running and I’ll chase you.” 

Answer:  For Richer or Poorer! Tim Allen says this to Kirsty Alley at the barn dance. He asks her to dance but doesn’t know what to do so says this very funny line. This movie is very funny, if you haven’t seen it, I recommend it.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘You had a sleep over didn’t you?’

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

A cat had three kittens: Mopsy, Topsy and Spot. What was the mother’s name.
 
ANSWER:  What

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

Each sentence below contains a word that can be anagrammed to answer or describe the sentence. 
 
Example: Craft that might tip in the ocean. Answer: Canoe (Anagram of ocean)
 
1. You cover a mattress with one of these
2. Dangerous thing for an alcoholic to begin
3. Feature on which a tire might be rated
4. Feeling about a poisonous adder
5. Weapon that a cavalryman bears
6. It doesn’t necessarily bring rain, but it could
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING TUESDAY’S SNEAKY QUIZZLER! NICE WORK AGAIN BANKS! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji
 
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