by eucman

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, April 15, 2015.     

Funny Plurals In the English Language…….. 
We’ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn’t be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,
So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! I know because somebody out there is laughing!  Have a wonderful Wednesday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Our lives teach us who we are.” –Salman Rushdie

“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.” –Mark Twain

“There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.” –Will Rogers  

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” 

“Whatevverrrrr,” answered the blonde. “They’re watch dogs!” 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘These are broken. Mine are broken.’

Answer: ‘Pretty Woman’! Julia Roberts said this in ‘Pretty Woman’ about her glasses in the opera scene with Richard Gere. She didn’t know how to work them and she thought they were broken because they wouldn’t stay up. 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘If you disappeared, I’d find you.’

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Using a combination of letters and/or numbers to sound out the answers, can you solve the clues? (The first one is free)
 
1. Not difficult – EZ (Easy)
2. Unoccupied
3. To do better than others 
4. Defeated
5. A number (use only letters for this one)
6. A sport
7. Freezing 
 
ANSWER:  2. MT (Empty)  3. XL (Excel)  4. B10 (Beaten)  5. AT (Eighty)  6. 10S (Tennis)  7. IC (Icy)

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

You are in a room that is an 8x8x8 perfect cube. There are no windows, or doors (don’t ask me how you got in there!) In the center of the floor there is a 12 inch pipe that is sticking 6 inches out of the floor. In the bottom of the pipe is a ping pong ball with a diameter that is one millimeter smaller than the inner diameter of the pipe. You have a 12 inch piece of string, a match, a magnifying glass, a 6″ ruler and a paper clip. How do you get the ping pong ball out of the hole?
 
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

  
 

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