WELCOME to Thursday, May 21, 2015.        

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Expedia released their rankings of the most annoying drivers in America. For the 15th year in a row, the most annoying driver on the road is every driver but you. The survey says the least popular passengers are backseat drivers. I would have said carjackers.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A 94-year-old man is graduating from West Virginia University. Just imagine how awkward it’s going to be for the commencement speaker when he says, ‘You have your whole life ahead of you. Except that dude.'” -Seth Meyers

“A resort in Mexico has opened the first underwater bar. Shortly afterwards it became host to the world’s slowest bar fight ever.” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer.  After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the Personnel Officer told the young man, “We need individuals who are totally responsible.”  The young man grinned and responded: “Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I’ve worked, when something went wrong, I was always responsible!” 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “I’m gonna get a tattoo on my head — BRAIN DAMAGE!”

Answer: Sid and Nancy! Billed as a sort of punk “Romeo and Juliet”, Alex Cox’s harrowing and often hilarious film follows the drug-addled exploits of bass player Sid Vicious (Gary Odman), of the English punk band, The Sex Pistols, and his girlfriend, groupie Nancy Spungen (Chloe Webb). Director Cox wrote the screenplay with his then-girlfriend, Abbe Wool. Before performing a concert on a chartered boat in The Thames River, Sid informs Pistols singer Johnny Rotten about his plan for a “…tattoo on my head…” before smacking himself hard in the face.  

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “That’s quite a humor you have.”  “Well, if you’re going to London, and you’re going to London then I’m going to London.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

My father gave me a brain teaser with two groups of words missing. The four words in each group are anagrams of each other. I’ve solved the first group, but I’m stuck on the second group. Can you help?

Time to decorate the Christmas tree! Putting up the lights was my job, but after that it was time to ENLIST some help. While the kids were busy adding TINSEL, I put on some music to LISTEN to; my favorite song is “SILENT Night”.

After we finished decorating the Christmas tree, I hung the stockings on the __1__. Feeling a chill, I looked down and had to __2__ my __3__ lapse; the fire was out. I threw on my __4__ and stepped out into the cold night to gather some firewood. Upon my return, we were soon roasting chestnuts and sipping eggnog to complete a wonderful evening. 

ANSWER: 1. mantel  2. lament  3. mental  4. mantle

Thursday’s  Quizzler is……….

I am more microscopic than microscopic; I am more minuscule than minuscule. 

I am smaller than small and I am tinier than tiny. 

Yet surprisingly, I am still big. What am I?

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 

NICE WORKS BANKS! 

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