WELCOME to Monday, June 22, 2015.      

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Dad’s are born without the sympathy gene. You can break your leg, hobble into your house, and all your dad will do is look over the paper and grumble, ‘Shake it off!'” –Robert G. Lee

“A tornado touched down, uprooting a large tree in the front yard and demolishing the house across the street. Dad went to the door, opened it, surveyed the damage, muttered, ‘Darn kids…’ and closed the door.” –Tom Conway

“My dad’s a writer. His favorite expression is ‘The pen is mightier than the sword,’ which I believed for a long time. Until I moved into the city, and I got into a fight with this guy. He cut me up real bad, and I drew a mustache on his face…and then I wrote him a nasty letter.” –Kevin Brennan 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.  Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!”  “That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?” 

Answer:  High Fidelity! Always good to start with an easy one, eh? In this scene, Rob (John Cusack) ponders a philosophical question for our generation.

Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Now you’ve got all the ones with beards on one side, and all the ones with moustaches on the other!”

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

Place the same pair of letters onto both sets of blanks to complete a common word. Each answer will have a different pair of letters.

1. F __ __ G __ __ N T

2. P A __ __ T __ __ G

3. __ __ C K L I __ __

4. B __ __ D S T __ __ D

5. __ __ A F __ __ T 

Monday’s  Quizzler is……….

I’m often seen around a lot, referred to many ways,

See me black and you may find misfortune haunts your days.

Tell a thing, that should have been kept quiet, to all around,

Then look inside the sack, there I’m no longer to be found. 

Nosiness, prying, snooping, leaves me fearing, full of dread,

For all these things are likely to see me soon lying dead.

These clues combined should start to give a picture, an idea,

Of who or what I am, so can you tell me? Is it clear?

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD ONCE AGAIN GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE JOB BANKS!  

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  

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