WELCOME to Wednesday, July 15, 2015.
The Best of Useless Inventions…….
1. Solar Powered Flash Light
2. Waterproof Sponge
3. Smooth Sandpaper
4. Fireproof Matches
5. Inflatable Dartboard
6. Battery Powered Battery Charger
7. Braille Drivers Manual
8. Glow-in-the-dark Sunglasses
9. A Pedal Powered Wheelchair
10. Ejector Seats for Helicopters
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The world belongs to the energetic.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” –Oscar Wilde
“It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required.” –Sir Winston Churchill
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!” Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh, am I driving?”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘There are no more good German songs, only Nazi songs!… And now you come in here, looking for someone to lift your morale? Well I won’t! I won’t.’
Answer: Swing Kids! This is spoken by Arvid at a club one.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Who’s your daddy, Gary?’ ‘You are.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
A very mean king went to a nearby village. He wanted some more slaves to serve him at his royal palace. He decided that if any family in the village had more than five children, he would take them. A cobbler and his wife had ten children. When the king came to take them, the cobbler and his wife begged and begged. Finally the king said, “I see that you have ten pairs of shoes in a box. If you can give each of your children a pair and still leave one pair out of ten in the box, you can keep your children. The cobbler and his wife began to smile at each other. How did they keep all of their children?
ANSWER: The cobbler and his wife gave each of his nine children a pair of shoes. That left one pair in the box. They then gave this tenth child the box with the shoes in it.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same, if it’s turned back-to-front. The names Bob, Eve, and Otto are all palindromes. So is the name of the pop group Abba. Try to identify palindromic words from the following clues. Good luck!
Example: Part of the body
Answer: Eye
1. Midday
2. A young dog
3. Flat
4. Word for addressing a lady
5. An Eskimo canoe
6. A system for detecting aircraft, ships, etc.
7. An action
8. Pieces of music for one person
9. Grass that grows on the seashore
10. In music, half a semibreve
11. Doctrine
12. Restorer
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