WELCOME to Thursday, July 16, 2015.    

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men………

Dogs understand what “no” means. 

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you’re gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs understand what “no” means.

Dogs feel guilt when they’ve done something wrong.

Dogs don’t brag about who they’ve slept with.

Dogs don’t criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they’re jealous.

Dogs do not play games with you—except fetch. And dogs never laugh at how you throw.

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know 

the most important thing is that you’re together.

Dogs don’t feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog’s dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don’t know they’re gorgeous.

Dogs don’t make a practice of killing members of their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends can’t come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don’t correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don’t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs don’t mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don’t step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs aren’t threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever

you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY     

“We’re here in San Diego for Comic-Con. Comic-Con is the only place where you can meet a Superman whose kryptonite is his nut allergy.” -Conan O’Brien

“Normally you’d get on the plane able to relax. Except you don’t because when you have two children under the age of 5. You try to find ways to calm your kids down, but apparently, according to British Airways, those cute little kid-sized bottles of alcohol aren’t actually for kids.” -James Corden

“One of the contestants during Miss USA Pageant said she wished Oprah Winfrey was eligible to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill. To which Oprah responded, ‘They make $10 bills?'” -Seth Meyers 

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

One evening I was driving my six-year-old daughter to her grandparents’ home for an overnight stay. It was late, there was little traffic and we were enjoying a peaceful ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding us when I drive her to various activities during rush hour.  

My daughter seemed deep in thought when she said, “I have a question.”

“What do you want to know?”

“Mom, when you’re driving,” she asked, “are you ever the idiot?” 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Who’s your daddy, Gary?’ ‘You are.’ 

Answer:  Remember the Titans! Alas, one of my all-time favs… ‘Is this your team, or your daddy’s team?’ Denzel Washington is great in this!

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Hey, no smoking, dorm rules.’  ‘What are they gonna do, kick me out?’

 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same, if it’s turned back-to-front. The names Bob, Eve, and Otto are all palindromes. So is the name of the pop group Abba. Try to identify palindromic words from the following clues. Good luck!

Example: Part of the body

Answer: Eye 

1. Midday 

2. A young dog 

3. Flat 

4. Word for addressing a lady 

5. An Eskimo canoe 

6. A system for detecting aircraft, ships, etc. 

7. An action 

8. Pieces of music for one person 

9. Grass that grows on the seashore 

10. In music, half a semibreve 

11. Doctrine 

12. Restorer   

ANSWER:  1. Midday – Noon  2. A young dog – Pup   3. Flat – Level   4. Word for addressing a lady – Madam  5. An Eskimo canoe – Kayak  6. A system for detecting aircraft, ships, etc. – Radar  7. An action – Deed  8. Pieces of music for one person – Solos  9. Grass that grows on the seashore – Marram  10. In music, half a semibreve – Minim  11. Doctrine – Tenet  12. Restorer – Reviver

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What are the answers to all these clues and what do those answers have in common?

1. An amber tinted paste used on a wienerwurst.

2. A purple fruit

3. Besides the number of days, the months of May and August have this in common.

4. A finely feathered and polychromatic avian friend.

5. A 7 letter word for a pigment like crimson.

6. A bleached and neutral hue.

 

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