WELCOME to Wednesday, July 22, 2015.    

Children’s Letters to God….

Kids are funny. And not just when they get foreign objects stuck in their noses. 

Check out these endearing letters to the Big Guy……

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t 

you just keep the ones you have now? Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan

Dear God, Went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? Neil

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him in anyway. Your Friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Bruce

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. Denise

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. Sam

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying. Elliott

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. Nan

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. Rob

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. 

They are just kidding, aren’t they? Marsha

Dear God, If you watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes. Mickey

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Donna

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. Charles

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! Eugene

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY     

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin 

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln 

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know. W. H. Auden 

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld 

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Hedy Lamarr 

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell 

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”

His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?” 

 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Quiz time: Got your glasses on?’ ‘What?’ ‘It means you don’t know who your friends are.”   

Answer: Swing Kids! Arvid says this after Thomas (Christian Bale), his friend turned Nazi, threatens him.  

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘You’re a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book! You’re a vampire, Michael. You wait till Mom finds out, buddy!’

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

What emotion is an anagram of a homonym of an antonym of a homonym of an anagram of wolf? 

ANSWER: Fear.  The anagram of wolf is fowl. The homonym of fowl is foul. The antonym of foul is fair. The homonym of fair is fare. The anagram of fare is fear, which is the emotion.

 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

If you throw me from the window,

I will leave a grieving wife.

Bring me back, but in the door, and

You’ll see someone giving life!

What am I?

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