WELCOME to Tuesday, October 20, 2015.    

OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up

OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils

OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherent

OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal

OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal Errors

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check out

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelved

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references

OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink out

OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under

OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float away

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production of it 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday and whatever you do,  

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.

“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this: When you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married, you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz  

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

I was in small-claims court when I listened in on the case of a woman who held a good job but still had trouble paying her bills on time. “Can’t you live within your income?” asked the judge.

“No, Your Honor,” she said. “It’s all I can do to live within my credit.”  

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???    

‘I made a funny. Ha ha ha ha.’ 

Answer:   Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Master Splinter says this at the end of the first movie. He makes another ‘funny’ at the end of the second movie. 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Not too low.’ 

 

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

What expression is represented below?

+ DEEF   

ANSWER:  Positive feedback  

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

In this word pyramid you have to take the letters from the word pea and put them around the ‘h’ to form a new word. Once you have the next word, do the same with the next line.

pea

h _ _ _

s _ _ _ _

_ _ r _ _ _

_ _ _ _ _ _ n

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ l

 

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