WELCOME to Thursday, October 29, 2015.   

Clever Collective Nouns………

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday and whatever you do,  

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

A friend had a waitressing position open at his diner and asked job seekers to fill out an application. Under “Salary Expected,” a woman wrote “Friday.” 

The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its plumage. My four-year-old son was particularly taken with it. That evening, he couldn’t wait to tell his father: “Dad, guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out of a chicken!” 

Driving in Ohio, we spotted a sign that read, “Wildlife Refuge.” Seeing a dead deer lying in front of it, my husband shook his head. “He almost made it.”  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

 My wife was in her gynecologist’s busy waiting room when a cell phone rang. A woman answered it, and for the next few minutes, she explained to her caller in intimate detail her symptoms and what she suspected might be wrong. 

Suddenly the conversation shifted, and the woman said, “Him? I’m finished with him.” Then she added, “Can we talk about this later? It’s rather personal, and I’m in a room full of people.” 

 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “It’s something you’ll remember forever, isn’t it? I know I will.” 

Answer: John Carpenter’s Vampires! Valek says this to Katrina as he is feeding   

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I don’t want to be like him. Make me like you.”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Find out what the animals are! (for example, “To run away or escape” could be a “flea”)

1. A strong body tissue

2. Government head of a town/city

3. To sound low, husky, or grating

4. Relating to a group of singers

5. Stealin’

6. A parent’s female sibling

7. A mythical curse or bond

8. A second-person pronoun

9. Thin thread-like outgrowth from the skin

10. To exist. A form of ‘am’ or ‘was.’  

ANSWER: 1. Mussel (Muscle)  2. Mare (Mayor)  3. Horse (Hoarse)  4. Coral (Choral)  5. Robin (Robbin’)  6. Ant (Aunt)

7. Geese (Geas)  8. Ewe (You)  9. Hare (Hair)  10. Bee (Be)  

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What does the star represent in the rebus:

A N O

T * I

TENT

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 

  

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