WELCOME to Monday, December 21, 2015.     

Motivational Thoughts for the Day……….  

Man’s commonest fault is not knowing what he doesn’t know.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can’t blame on the government.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“There are only a few days left until Christmas. I tell you, it’s really amazing how popular baby Jesus was able to become without his mother posting a single picture of him on Facebook.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“They’re saying that this could be one of the warmest Christmases in 30 years. Last Christmas, Santa made a list of who’s naughty or nice. This Christmas, Santa made a list of who has central air and who doesn’t.” -Jimmy Fallon

“There’s a new Internet start-up called Swanluv that will give you $10,000 to help pay for your wedding. However, if you get divorced, you must pay the money back, plus interest. I think this company is underestimating a couple’s ability to stay in a terrible relationship. I once didn’t break up with a woman for two years because she owned a washer/dryer combo.” -James Corden  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck I’ve had today! What in the world should I do now?” 

A man standing next to her suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?” 

He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, “What happened? Is she all right?” 

The operator replies, “I don’t know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!” 

 

 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘Old McWalter had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!’ 

Answer: Son-in-Law! After a day of hard work, Crawl tried being a farmer and said this. 

Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘I don’t know what that is but I’ll lick it anyway!’

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

I am where the sky is orange;

I am where the grass is red;

I am the land of violet bananas

and the home to blue oranges.

What am I?   

ANSWER: I am a film negative.

On a negative, everything is its complementary color (red and green complement each other, as do yellow and violet, and blue and orange)  

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Find the synonymous word for each word in the following pair. For each pair, the words you find should rhyme with each other, the first word being an adjective and the second a noun. Some of these are easy, others are more challenging. Good luck!

For example: angry father= mad dad

Depressed circus entertainer 

Not living center of a pencil 

Cool film

Not soft protector

 

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