WELCOME to Wednesday, December 23, 2015.   

The Little Rules of Life…

Sing in the shower.

Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

Watch a sunrise at least once a year.

Leave the toilet seat in the down position.

Never refuse homemade brownies.

Strive for excellence, not perfection.

Plant a tree on your birthday.

Learn 3 clean jokes.

Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank full.

Compliment 3 people every day.

Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.

Leave everything a little better than you found it.

Keep it simple.

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.

Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

Floss your teeth.

Ask for a raise when you think you’ve earned it.

Overtip breakfast waitresses.

Be forgiving of yourself and others.

Say, “Thank you” a lot.

Say, “Please” a lot.

Avoid negative people.

Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.

Wear polished shoes.

Remember other people’s birthdays.

Commit yourself to constant improvement.

Carry jumper cables in your truck.

Have a firm handshake.

Send lots of Valentine cards.

Sign them, “Someone who thinks you’re terrific.”

Look people in the eye.

Be the first to say hello. 

Use the good silver.

Return all things you borrow.

Make new friends, but cherish the old ones.

Keep a few secrets.

Sing in a choir.

Plant flowers every spring.

Have a dog. (Or cat)

Always accept an outstretched hand.

Stop blaming others.

Take responsibility for every area of your life.

Wave at kids on school buses.

Be there when people need you.

Feed a stranger’s expired parking meter.

Don’t expect life to be fair.

Never underestimate the power of love.

Drink champagne for no reason at all.

Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.

Don’t be afraid to say, “I made a mistake.”

Don’t be afraid to say, “I don’t know.”

Compliment even small improvements.

Keep your promises no matter what.

Marry for love.

Rekindle old friendships.

Count your blessings.

Call your mother. 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“An idea is salvation by imagination.”  –Frank Lloyd Wright 

“[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.” –Henry David Thoreau 

“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.” –Eleanor Roosevelt    

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

The day’s lesson in Mr Thomas’s kindergarten class was numbers. He wrote a “1” on the board.

“Who knows what number this is?” he said. Several hands went up.

“Michael?” he said.

“That’s a “1,” Michael replied.

“Very Good. And who knows what comes after 1?” Fewer hands went up.

“Margaret?” Margaret replied “2.”

“Very good. And what comes after 2?” Only a couple hands were raised. “Yvonne?”

“3,” Yvonne replied. “Very Good,” said Mr Thomas.

“Now, what comes after 3?” she continued. Only Pat’s hand was raised. “Pat?”

“4 comes after 3!” she said, enthusiastically.

“Very good.” Mr Thomas replied. Pat continued, “And after that comes 5, 6 and 7.”

“That’s right. Very good, Pat!”

“And after that, 8, 9 and 10!”

“Impressive!” said Mr Thomas. “Where did you learn your numbers?”

“My father taught me,” Pat answered.

“Well, you have a very caring and attentive father,” Mr Thomas said.

“Yes, he’s the best!” was Pat’s reply.

“Did he teach you what comes after 10?”

“Yes,” Pat said. “Jack, Queen, King and Ace.”  

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Let’s lollygaggin’ get the lollygaggin’ outta here!’  

Answer:  In the Army Now! Another Pauly Shore quote.

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Run, florest, run!’ 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Find the synonymous word for each word in the following pair. For each pair, the words you find should rhyme with each other, the first word being an adjective and the second a noun. Some of these are easy, others are more challenging. Good luck!

For example: angry father= mad dad

sneaky insect

humorous rabbit

happy boy

muscular tune

close fright    

ANSWER: sneaky insect= sly fly

humorous rabbit= funny bunny

happy boy= glad lad

muscular tune= strong song

close fright= near fear 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Can you decipher this:

issues
issues
issues
issues
issues
issues
issues
issues
issues
issues

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 

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