WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 31, 2023
Funny Alexa Easter eggs about movies and TV
Whether it’s a surprising follow-up to a famous movie quote or a silly comeback to a well-known
one-liner, the award goes to Alexa … for the funniest responses to these television and movie lead-ins.
Alexa, I see dead people.
Alexa, you had me at “hello.”
Alexa, will you accept this rose?
Alexa, go ahead—make my day.
Alexa, E.T. phone home.
Alexa, nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Alexa, goodbye, baby.
Alexa, live long and prosper.
Alexa, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Alexa, you can’t handle the truth.
Alexa, who you gonna call?
Alexa, show me the money!
Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.
Alexa, I am your father.
Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?
Alexa, what is your quest?
Alexa, may the Force be with you.
Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?
Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?
Alexa, who loves orange soda?
Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?
Alexa, are you talkin’ to me?
Alexa, are we in the Matrix?
Alexa, deal or no deal?
Alexa, introduce me to Baby Groot.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In Philadelphia, police are looking for a man who robbed a Dunkin’ Donuts, and was caught on
a surveillance camera doing some stretches in the parking lot just beforehand. Police are on the
lookout for the only health-conscious person to ever enter a Dunkin’ Donuts.” -Conan O’Brien
“United Airlines is investigating a report that a giant rabbit died on a flight from London to
Chicago. He was survived by his wife and 167 children.” -Seth Meyers
“According to a new study, 88 percent of Facebook users have admitted to spending some time
looking at their exs profile. While the other 12 percent have admitted to spending
ALL of their time looking at their ex’s profile.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Did you give the prisoner the third degree?” the police captain asked the detective.
“Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good,” nodded the other. “Asked him every
question and made every threat we could think of.”
“And did you get a confession?” asked the sergeant.
“Not exactly,” explained the officer. “All he’d say was,
‘Yes dear,’ and dozed off.” 😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“To make honey, young bee need young flower, not old prune.”
Answer: The Karate Kid!
In the 1984 movie “The Karate Kid” Ralph Macchio plays a high school student Daniel LaRusso, new to town who gets on the wrong side of a group of bullies who study karate at a dojo with a belligerent karate master. They beat him up and he seeks the help of a lonely mild-mannered and wryly humorous handyman, a Mr. Miyagi, played wonderfully by Pat Morita, who was Academy Award nominated for his performance. Mr. Miyagi has a slew of bits of wisdom about karate and life in general that he doles out as he trains Macchio’s character Danny. In one scene for instance, Mr. Miyagi tries encouraging Danny to go to the school dance, but Danny laments that he’s not into dancing and doesn’t feel like it. Mr. Miyagi tells him “Oh, Daniel-San, you too much by self. Not good.” And when Danny counters that he’s not by himself, he’s got Mr. Miyagi as his friend, Miyagi tells him, “To make honey, young bee need young flower, not old prune.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as nothing more than a vicious, smelly, ill-tempered,
big-headed stink machine. I believe we all know what they do in the woods.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Delayed -> Delighted
- Dresses -> Possesses
- Duplicate -> Solitary
- Contemplated -> Employed
- Useless -> Useful
- Falling behind -> Feature to prevent falling
- Holds waste water -> Holds drinking water
- Poke with a stick -> A pole or stick
Answer: 1. Belated -> Elated
- Gowns -> Owns
- Clone -> Lone
- Mused -> Used
- Futile -> Utile
- Trailing -> Railing
- Sewer -> Ewer
- Prod -> Rod
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
What is represented below?
S V
K E
I S
P S
P E
E L
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