WELCOME to TUESDAY June 13, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle
came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the
uncle to ask him and addition question. So they uncle asked, “What is three plus four?”
The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said, “Seven.”
The uncle said, “Listen kid, you can’t count it out on your hands because someday when
you are in school, a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands in your pockets.”
So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, “What is five plus five?”
After a few moments of intense concentration the boy said, “Eleven.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In Mexico, the world’s heaviest man, who weighs almost 1,000 pounds, is
preparing for surgery. The man said, ‘After years of being unhappy with
my appearance, I’m finally getting that nose job.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A town in Texas just announced a controversial plan to recycle toilet water
and use it for drinking water. Dogs said, ‘How are you
only thinking of this now?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“New research suggests that people who are more ambitious will live longer.
While people who are less ambitious will live longer with their parents.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the
dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a
vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is the vacuum on or off?” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s us ask for the moon, we have the stars.”

Answer: Now Voyager!
“Now, Voyager” is the kind of movie that used to be called a women’s picture, but that doesn’t describe what an entertaining picture this is, for anyone.
When Bette Davis’ charactor made the closing comment, it revealed that although she had long waited for her married lover, when she could finally have him, she wanted to continue her new-found life as a glamorous woman, no longer under her mother’s thumb. It stars Bette Davis, Paul Henreid and Claude Rains. It made famous Paul Henreid’s lighting of both cigarettes in his mouth at the same time, and romantically giving one to Bette Davis.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left when read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.

Wicked __ Exist
Make a picture Municipal sector

Answer: Evil, live.
Draw, ward.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
What am I?

I will help you with your writing,
Probably through me you will see,
But if you want to ship me,
You’ll put me right inside of me.

I wear many different hats you know,
In construction plus I’m tracing,
I also do work for the board,
Lots of kids use me for a racing.

You can fold me, tear me,
Rip me without using all your might,
But be careful how you touch me,
I may give you my famous bite.

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