WELCOME to WEDNESDAY June 14, 2023

ELEVEN GREAT PUNS ABOUT THE LAW

11) Lawyers wear law suits.

10) Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice.

9) A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be sure to get his fax straight.

8) A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.

7) Does a lawyer representing an angry cow find just cause for sour milk in a dairy case?

6) A detective likes to have a brief case.

5) The detective who went to investigate a burned down post office figured that it must be blackmail.

4) There are many judges who would like to acquit smoking.

3) Old judges never die, they just slur their sentences.

2) A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.

1) If there’s one person you don’t want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence, it’s a judge.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“You never find yourself until you face the truth.”
–Pearl Bailey

“Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.”
–Oscar Wilde

“You always pass failure on the way to success.”
–Mickey Rooney

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour,
the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?”
“Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied.
“I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. “What is it now? 😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”

Answer: Casablanca!
“Casablanca” was a timely movie in 1943, with W.W.II the topic of the day. It stars Humphrey Bogart, (Rick), Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, Claude Rains and two of my favorite baddies, Sydney Greenstreet and Peter Lorre. This movie never seems to grow old. The plot involves getting letters of transit so that Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) and her husband, Victor Lazlo, (Paul Henreid) can travel to a Nazi-free country. That plot is a movie excuse for the romance between Rick and Ilsa, and the last line, a friendship between a cafe owner and a policeman, means together they would continue to foil the Nazis.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Oh, my dear, that’s something you need never worry about”!

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​

What am I?
I will help you with your writing,
Probably through me you will see,
But if you want to ship me,
You’ll put me right inside of me.

I wear many different hats you know,
In construction plus I’m tracing,
I also do work for the board,
Lots of kids use me for a racing.

You can fold me, tear me,
Rip me without using all your might,
But be careful how you touch me,
I may give you my famous bite.

Answer: Paper.
I will help you with your writing- You draw on paper
Probably through me you will see- Usually you can see through paper
But if you want to ship me,
You’ll put me right inside of me- An envelope, you put a letter (paper) inside an envelope (paper)
I wear many different hats you know,
In construction plus I’m tracing,
I also do work for the board- Construction Paper,Tracing Paper,Cardboard Paper
Lots of kids use me for a racing- Paper Airplane Race
You can fold me, tear me,
Rip me without using all your might- It’s easy to rip paper
But be careful how you touch me,
I may give you my famous bite- Paper cut

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Mona and Tony were sitting in their classroom, attending a lecture on English Poetry of the 15th Century. Mona had had a heavy lunch during her break, and was ready to doze off and Tony decided to play a prank on her to wake her up! He took her textbook and hid it somewhere. When Mona’s eyelids fluttered briefly to give the teacher an impression of attention, she noticed something amiss on her desk… now her eyes were as big as saucers!

She immediately looked at Tony accusingly, “Where is my textbook?” she hissed desperate not to arouse any attention from her teacher.

Tony wanted to break the “Mona-Tony” (monotony!), and so instead of just telling her where, he gave her a chit which read:

Loudrorhi!racuyenko

After a lot of head-banging, head-scratching and head-aching, all done in absolute silence inside her head, Mona finally got the answer and also her textbook.

Where did Mona find the book?

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