WELCOME to THURSDAY June 15, 2023

Why ask why…..

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new $65 tour called the ‘L.A. Gang Tour’ is being offered
in Los Angeles that takes tourists through L.A.’s most
dangerous neighborhoods. The gang tour is also known by its
other name, ‘A cab ride from the airport.'” -Conan O’Brien

“I read that stray dogs in Moscow have figured out how to
use the subway. Crazy right? At least in New York, it only
smells like dogs have figured out how to use the subway.”
-Jimmy Fallon

“A new survey found that one-third of married women with
pets say their animals are better listeners than their
husbands. When husbands heard that they were like, ‘Huh?
You say something?'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums.
He thinks “Wow, this is cool.” He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears
drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums.
This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can’t sleep at night because
of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.
When he gets there, he asks the manager, “Hey! What’s with these drums.
Don’t they ever stop? I can’t get any sleep.”
The manager says, “No! Drums must never stop. It’s very bad if drums stop.”
“Why?”
“When drums stop…bass solo begins.” 😳😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Oh, my dear, that’s something you need never worry about”!

Answer: Dinner at Eight!
“Dinner at Eight” is another movie from MGM when it was a great studio with great stars. This one was by Herman Mankiewicz and Frances Marion and starred Marie Dressler, Lionel Barrymore, Billie Burke, Jean Harlow and Wallace Beery. A woman tries to organize a dinner party, tries to get the proper number of guests, and the guests have their own problems. Two of the guests at the dinner party are played by Jean Harlow and Marie Dressler. Harlow plays the dumb blonde mistress of an industrialist, while Dressler plays a society woman. They happen to walk down the hall together, to the dinner party, where the last lines are an exchange between the two. What Dressler really means is that Harlow is a member of the ‘oldest profession’ and Harlow would never understand what Dressler meant.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Well, nobody’s perfect”!

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Mona and Tony were sitting in their classroom, attending a lecture on English Poetry of the 15th Century. Mona had had a heavy lunch during her break, and was ready to doze off and Tony decided to play a prank on her to wake her up! He took her textbook and hid it somewhere. When Mona’s eyelids fluttered briefly to give the teacher an impression of attention, she noticed something amiss on her desk… now her eyes were as big as saucers!
She immediately looked at Tony accusingly, “Where is my textbook?” she hissed desperate not to arouse any attention from her teacher.
Tony wanted to break the “Mona-Tony” (monotony!), and so instead of just telling her where, he gave her a chit which read:
Loudrorhi!racuyenko
After a lot of head-banging, head-scratching and head-aching, all done in absolute silence inside her head, Mona finally got the answer and also her textbook.
Where did Mona find the book?

Answer: Tony’s message read, “Look under your chair!” Take one letter from each end of the line and rewrite to get the actual sentence.
Mona skillfully pretended to sneeze, broke the “Mona-Tony” of the classroom and skillfully whisked her book back on the table!

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What do the following sentences have in common?

Tracy, no panic in a pony cart!
But not now a wonton tub!
Marge let a moody baby doom a telegram.

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