WELCOME to FRIDAY June 16, 2023
Here’s The Story…….
A Swiss guy in New York is looking for directions, so he pulls up at a
bus stop where two Americans are waiting.
“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.
The two Americans just stare at him.
“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.
“Parlare Italiano?” No response.
“Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says,
“Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”
“Why?” says the other. “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In Florida, a 10-year-old girl pried herself from the jaws of an 8-foot alligator. Then
the little girl remembered she lives in Florida, and climbed back in.” -Conan O’Brien
“Hey, I saw that today is National Teacher Day! Unless you’re home-schooled.
Then it’s Mother’s Day: Part 2.” -Jimmy Fallon
“On this day in 1960, the FDA approved the world’s first commercially produced birth
control pill. And on this day in 1961, the first couple learned
what 99.9 percent effective means.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Little Johnny’s mother overheard him reciting his homework: “Two plus two, the son of a
batch is four; four plus four, the son of a batch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a batch…”
“Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Watch your language! You’re not allowed to use those kinds of words.”
“But, Mom,” replied the boy, “that’s what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it.”
Next day Johnny’s mother called the teacher to complain. “Oh, heavens,” said the teacher. “That’s not
what I taught them. They’re supposed to say, ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’ 😳😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Well, nobody’s perfect”!
Answer: Some Like it Hot!
The two musicians (Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon) fall for the blonde, beautiful singer in the girls band (Marilyn Monroe at her best). She thinks they are both women and comedy ensues. Written and directed by Billy Wilder, “Some Like it Hot” is best of the ’50s. The wonderful comedian from the ’30s, Joe E. Brown, played a part that showed modern movie-goers how great he was, and he delivered the last line, “Well, nobody’s perfect”!, spoken when the Jack Lemmon character reveals that he’s not a woman.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It is a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done; a far, far better place that I go to than I have ever known”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
What do the following sentences have in common?
Tracy, no panic in a pony cart!
But not now a wonton tub!
Marge let a moody baby doom a telegram.
Answer: They are all palindromic sentences, sentences that read the same backwards as they do
forwards! If you read the hint, then you might have also figured out that the hint was a palindrome, too.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Start with an eight-letter first name of a female character in the Harry Potter series. The next word
will have one letter less and may need unscrambling. Begin to add letters at question #9.
- Female friend of Harry Potter. (8 letters – first name)
- Female hero. (7 letters)
- Immediately following. (6 letters)
- Wading bird. (5 letters)
- An antler-like object. (4 letters)
- Harry Potter’s first friend at Hogwarts. (3 letters)
- Opposite of ‘yes’. (2 letters)
- 14th letter of the English alphabet. (1 letter)
- Symbol for sodium. (2 letters)
- The forefront of a movement. (3 letters)
- The central seating area of a church. (4 letters)
- A black bird that sometimes symbolizes death. (5 letters)
- Steep sided valley. (6 letters)
- Female transfiguration teacher in the Harry Potter books. (7 letters – first name)
Hint will reveal the answers to #3 and #11
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