WELCOME to TUESDAY June 20, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
My sister, went to the store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose
wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she
tossed the gift list on a table and declared, “I think she’s too young to get married.”
“Why do you say that?” I asked.
“Because,” she said, “they’ve registered for video games.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A company will make a life-size 3D printed model of yourself that you can send to
your mom for $30,000. It’s a great way of telling your mom I’d rather
spend $30,000 than visit you in person.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study suggests that a chemical released when a person is hungry can lead
to poor decision-making. It’s what Taco Bell calls ‘our entire business model.'” -Seth Meyers

“Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you’ve been watching.
You just click the button and it says, I want to stay married.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother,
a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
“Yes, you were son,” his mother said as she started to cry softly. “but it
didn’t work out and they brought you back.” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Shut up and deal”

Answer: The Apartment!
This picture was a major event for Billy Wilder, writer, producer and director of “The Apartment”. Besides the Oscars, it also won awards from the Golden Globes, and the National Film Registry. The hero, Baxter, played by Jack Lemmon, decides not to lend the key to his apartment anymore, when he falls in love with the girl, Fran (Shirley MacLaine), whom his boss, (Fred MacMurray), has been bringing to his apartment. Fran and Baxter then go through a series of events together, and when, at last, Baxter tells Fran that he loves her, she replies with her flippant last remark. This simply means that she loves him too, but she’s had enough for now.
They can resume personal exploration later. Now, just shut up and deal, on with the card game!

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“My Man”, “I am his forever more”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Below are incomplete words. Place three (3) letters in each bracket so that you
can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

acc (_ _ ) r urg ( _ ) ity fas ( _ ) acity dunga ( _ ) ling fe ( _ ) satile gos ( _ _) ping

Answer: accuse – user
urgent – entity
fasten – tenacity
dungaree – reeling
fever – versatile
gossip – sipping

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
During the Summer Olympics, a fellow competed in the long jump and out-jumped everybody.
He didn’t just win the event, he actually broke the world record held for that event. Nobody
broke his record for the remainder of the Olympics, and still today his name is in the record books.

However, even though he holds the world record, he never received a medal in the long jump.
How did he manage to do so well, but not receive a medal?

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