WELCOME to THURSDAY June 22, 2023
Here’s The Story……
A radical feminist was getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man got up from his seat.
She thought to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal
society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushed him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tried to get up again.
She was insulted again and refused to let him up.
Finally, the man said, “Look, lady, you’ve got to let me get up. I’m two miles past my stop already!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Music with dinner is an insult both to
the cook and the violinist.
–G. K. Chesterton
If knowledge can create problems, it is
not through ignorance that we can solve them.
–Isaac Asimov
There are only two ways of telling the
complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
–Thomas Sowell
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.
“What’s the matter, son,” asked his mother.
“Aw, gee,” said the boy, “It’s my grades. They’re all wet.”
“What do you mean ‘all wet?'”
“I mean,” he replied, “below C-level.” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“…and we’ll go on forever, Pa, cause we’re the people”.
Answer: The Grapes of Wrath!
Based on John Steinbeck’s 1939 novel, and winner of a Pulitzer Prize, “The Grapes of Wrath” follows the Joad family as they leave the drought-ridden Dust Bowl of Oklahoma in the 1930s. Their dreams lie in making money picking fruit in California. Henry Fonda plays Tom Joad, the idealistic son, and Jane Darwell plays Ma Joad, the figure that keeps the family together. Jane Darwell won an Oscar as did director, John Ford. Other actors included John Carradine and Charlie Grapewin.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“‘Made it Ma, top of the world…’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Though my beauty is becoming, I can hurt you just the same.
I come in many colors.
You will always know my name.
Some love me for one reason.
Some may dislike me just as well.
More than one of any color of me will surely always sell.
Answer: A rose.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
So, Crazy Billy Bob sets out for ten more U.S. states on his search for a new home.
Can you figure out what states he visited next by the clues listed below?
- Me + In Debt To + The Sound Made by WH
- Animal’s Snout, or Bird’s Beak + Egyptian Sun God + Question + First Letter of the Alphabet
- Container + Back Talk
- Type of Tree + Do Re Me Fa So __ + House + First Letter of the Alphabet
- A Powerful “Macro-Based” Text + Is
- Recent + Country in South-Central North America
- The Part of a Garment That Encircles the Neck + Cool! + Oh
- Why? + Oh! + Chinese Dynasty from 1368 to 1644
- 90 Degrees Clockwise from East + Type of Dodge Truck
- 90 Degrees Counter-Clockwise From East + Type of Dodge Truck
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