WELCOME to FRIDAY June 23, 2023
Here’s The Story……
Hunter was 5-years-old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He was playing outside
with the other kids when he came into the house and asked, “Grandpa, what’s it called when two
people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?”
His Grandpa was a little uncomfortable with the question, but he decided honesty was the best policy.
“Well, Hunter, that’s called having relations.”
“Oh,” Little Hunter said, “OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said, “Grandpa, it isn’t called having relations.
It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Parents at a Florida school are reportedly outraged after a video surfaced of
students in a classroom twerking and giving lap dances. Or as it’s
called in Florida, Career Day.” -Seth Meyers
“Yesterday, a brawl broke out at a Florida airport after Spirit Airlines canceled
several flights. To restore control, airport police were forced to
fire Cinnabons into the crowd.” -Conan O’Brien
“I read about a coffee shop in Toronto that doesn’t have any Wi-Fi to encourage
customers to talk to each other. Although all the customers talk about
now is how they should really get Wi-Fi in this coffee shop.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A classics professor tears his favorite pair of trousers, so he takes them to the
Greek tailor in his neighborhood to get them mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?”
The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?” 😳😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“‘Made it Ma, top of the world…’
Answer: White Heat!
Like other stars that played gangsters in the 1930s, James Cagney did not always play a gangster, but when he did, he was fabulous. No one was more menacing, yet he could play a loveable and talented character as he did in “Yankee Doodle Dandy”. In “White Heat”, Cagney plays a violent, explosive criminal who only wants to please his mother, who is part of the gang. One of Cody Jarrett’s lines in the film is “Made it Ma – top of the world”. In the end, the line is not only mocking Cody, but gleeful at his end during a fire at a chemical plant heist. Virginia Mayo is Verna, his love interest, Edmund O’Brien and Steve Cochran play important roles. Margaret Wycherly plays the unlovable mother.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ll make a man out of you.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
So, Crazy Billy Bob sets out for ten more U.S. states on his search for a new home.
Can you figure out what states he visited next by the clues listed below?
- Me + In Debt To + The Sound Made by WH
- Animal’s Snout, or Bird’s Beak + Egyptian Sun God + Question + First Letter of the Alphabet
- Container + Back Talk
- Type of Tree + Do Re Me Fa So __ + House + First Letter of the Alphabet
- A Powerful “Macro-Based” Text + Is
- Recent + Country in South-Central North America
- The Part of a Garment That Encircles the Neck + Cool! + Oh
- Why? + Oh! + Chinese Dynasty from 1368 to 1644
- 90 Degrees Clockwise from East + Type of Dodge Truck
- 90 Degrees Counter-Clockwise From East + Type of Dodge Truck
Answer: Crazy Billy Bob went to:
- I Owe Wa. (Iowa)
- Neb Ra Ask A (Nebraska)
- Can Sass (Kansas)
- Oak La Home A (Oklahoma)
- TeX Is (Texas)
- New Mexico (New Mexico)
- Collar Rad Oh (Colorado)
- Why Oh Ming (Wyoming)
- South Dakota (South Dakota)
- North Dakota (North Dakota)
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
It’s 9 AM, time for English class. Silly Sarah is excited, because she has heard that the English teacher is the coolest person ever. When she got to class, she was quickly saddened. They had a substitute today, even on the first day of school!
The teacher, Mr. Meeneeyfase, forced the students to do a worksheet on the different topics that would be covered during the year in English. Sarah, being lazy, needs your help to complete it. Can you figure out the different things that have to do with English?
- A male gypsy + A light metallic sound
- Writer of “Annabel Lee” + A large plant found in forests
- Not excited or agitated + Prefix meaning earlier, before, or prior to + Female chicken + Front part of the leg between the knee and ankle
- Where you buy things + 5th letter of the alphabet
- Prefix meaning again + A small dent in a car
- Sound of first letter of the alphabet + Carelessly discarded refuse + First letter of alphabet + To avoid deliberately
- Short for a simulation + Sick + EEEEE
- One thousandth of a kilogram + A disfiguring mark
- Vo + The compartment in a motor vehicle where the driver sits + Not me, but _ + Short for Lawrence
- A short, indefinite period of time + Suffix with three letters
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