by eucman

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY June 27, 2023

Here’s The Story……
Marvin found the following ransom note slipped under his front door. “Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at 10:00 AM if you ever want to see your wife alive again.”
But it was well after 1:00 PM by the time he arrived at the designated meeting spot. A masked man stepped from behind a bush and demanded, “You’re three hours late. What took you so long?”
“Give me a break!” said Marvin, pointing to his scorecard. “I’m a 27 handicap.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A group is suing Quaker Oats saying their oatmeal
is not 100 percent natural. And it gets worse: The
guy on the box? He’s Jewish.” -Conan O’Brien

“Scientists have discovered a species of fish that
surrounds itself with uglier fish in order to look more
attractive. However, scientists could not identify
which sorority it belongs to.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A man in Ireland has created a working Batman outfit
with 23 different features. So now he just has to sit
back and wait for somebody to murder his parents.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his
saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered,
and I told her what happened.
“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.”
A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.”
“Martin,” she said, “you left your cell phone at the convenience store.”😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’ll make a man out of you.”

Answer: Grand Hotel!
“Grand Hotel” was a movie about very different people staying at the Grand Hotel in Berlin, between the wars. Actually, quite a lot happened! Dr. Otternschlag was in on most of the dramatic happenings in the hotel on the weekend of the movie. His comment as the guests were checking out, shows that he considered the events as just the daily living of life, nothing out of what would ordinarily happen. Dr, Otternschlag was played by Lewis Stone. Other notable stars were Greta Garbo, John and Lionel Barrymore, Wallace Beery and Joan Crawford.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s us ask for the moon, we have the stars.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
It’s 9 AM, time for English class. Silly Sarah is excited, because she has heard that the English teacher is the coolest person ever. When she got to class, she was quickly saddened. They had a substitute today, even on the first day of school!

The teacher, Mr. Meeneeyfase, forced the students to do a worksheet on the different topics that would be covered during the year in English. Sarah, being lazy, needs your help to complete it. Can you figure out the different things that have to do with English?

  1. A male gypsy + A light metallic sound
  2. Writer of “Annabel Lee” + A large plant found in forests
  3. Not excited or agitated + Prefix meaning earlier, before, or prior to + Female chicken + Front part of the leg between the knee and ankle
  4. Where you buy things + 5th letter of the alphabet
  5. Prefix meaning again + A small dent in a car
  6. Sound of first letter of the alphabet + Carelessly discarded refuse + First letter of alphabet + To avoid deliberately
  7. Short for a simulation + Sick + EEEEE
  8. One thousandth of a kilogram + A disfiguring mark
  9. Vo + The compartment in a motor vehicle where the driver sits + Not me, but _ + Short for Lawrence
  10. A short, indefinite period of time + Suffix with three letters

Answer: 1. Writing (Rye + Ting)

  1. Poetry (Poe + Tree)
  2. Comprehension (Calm + Pre + Hen + Shin)
  3. Story (Store + E)
  4. Reading (Re- + Ding)
  5. Alliteration (A + Litter + A + Shun)
  6. Similes (Sim + Ill + E’s)
  7. Grammar (Gram + Mar)
  8. Vocabulary (Vo + Cab + You + Larry)
  9. Spelling (Spell + -Ing)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you unscramble the movies in Part 1 and match them with who the star was in Part 2? And your answer is?

Part 1

  1. IILLONM LLOARD BBYA
  2. A AUITEBUFL NMDI
  3. AAIRCNEM YBTUEA
  4. RRFTSOE MGPU
  5. NRIA NMA
  6. ETH NSITG
  7. IIMDGNTH OOCYBW

Part 2

  1. Dustin Hoffman.
  2. Jon Voight.
  3. Kevin Spacey.
  4. Clint Eastwood.
  5. Paul Newman.
  6. Tom Hanks.
  7. Russell Crowe.

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