WELCOME to TUESDAY July 4, 2023

Here’s The Story……
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, “What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Blue Cross is partnering with Lyft to give people rides to the doctor. It costs $600.
The drivers are specially trained, and – it’s just an ambulance.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A company has come out with a robot that makes salad. So finally – a robot that’s
not going to take away any American jobs!” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study released today shows that blotting pizza with a napkin to remove extra
grease can remove an average of 40 calories per slice. So if you’re looking for an
easy way to lose weight, just eat that napkin.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tourist on a diving charter off the coast of Florida asks the blond dive master:
“Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the blond replies: “Think about it! If they fell forward,
they’d still be in the boat.” 😳😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’ll make a man out of you.”

Answer: Mulan!
In the 1998 movie “Mulan”, Captain Li Shang sang this line as part of a song of the same name. Huns, led by Shan Yu, were preparing to attack China, and it was Shang’s job to train his army to defend China. The army, particularly Mulan, started out as unprepared, but over time they practiced so they could be effective in their battle.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A monk has a very specific ritual for climbing up the steps to the temple. First he climbs up to the middle step and meditates for 1 minute. Then he climbs up 8 steps and faces east until he hears a bird singing. Then he walks down 12 steps and picks up a pebble. He takes one step up and tosses the pebble over his left shoulder. Now, he walks up the remaining steps three at a time which only takes him 9 paces. How many steps are there?

Answer: There are 49 steps.
He climbs halfway, which is step 25. He hears the bird singing on step 33. He picks up the pebble on the 21st step and tosses it on the 22nd step. The remaining 27 steps are taken three at a time which is 9 paces.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The items in each group are related to each other. Try to figure out the noun or adjective that is common to all the items in the group.

Group A
A person
A clock
A cliff

Group B
A dress
A ship
An aircraft

Group C
A feather
A torch
A low-calorie beer

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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