WELCOME to WEDNESDAY July 5, 2023
I Could Use a Little Money……..
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff,
I $imply ｢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end
me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on.
After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr
student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Parents at a Florida school are reportedly outraged after a video surfaced of
students in a classroom twerking and giving lap dances. Or as
it’s called in Florida, Career Day.” -Seth Meyers
“Yesterday, a brawl broke out at a Florida airport after Spirit Airlines canceled
several flights. To restore control, airport police were forced to fire
Cinnabons into the crowd.” -Conan O’Brien
“I read about a coffee shop in Toronto that doesn’t have any Wi-Fi to encourage
customers to talk to each other. Although all the customers talk about now is
how they should really get Wi-Fi in this coffee shop.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
“Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so
that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
“Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.”
Answer: The Emperor’s New Groove!
Emperor Kuzco spoke this line as part of his narration of the film “The Emperor’s New Groove”. In the beginning of the film, he was letting the audience know about Yzma, Kronk and Pacha, whom he claimed ruined his life by being responsible for Kuzco being turned into a llama and being kidnapped. Yzma intended from Kuzco to be killed via poison, but Kronk mixed the poison up with the bottle that turned people into llamas. Kronk put Kuzco into a bag and intended to kill him by throwing him off a cliff, but his bag got mixed up with Pacha’s bag. The stuff Kuzco did say was technically true but not in the way he intended it. Furthermore, Kuzco was a spoiled emperor so the fact that Kuzco, Yzma, and Pacha were involved in things that didn’t go Kuzco’s way was why Kuzco said they were ruining his life.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Close your eyes. Forget what you see. What do you feel?”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
The items in each group are related to each other. Try to figure out the noun or
adjective that is common to all the items in the group.
Group A
A person
A clock
A cliff
Group B
A dress
A ship
An aircraft
Group C
A feather
A torch
A low-calorie beer
Answer: Group A- a face
Group B- trim
Group C- light
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
At 11 am, Silly Sarah headed off to Art class. Being fairly good at art, she was excited to see what they were going to do this year. Just seconds after she found her seat, the teacher passed out worksheets. On the top of the worksheets, in bold letters, were the words “Famous Artists of the Past”. The teacher explained that before they could start doing any artwork, the students must complete the teasers found on the worksheet. Can you help Silly Sarah, and figure out the teasers?
- To select from a group + Abbreviation for Australia + 15th letter of the alphabet
- Possessive form of “I” + A black mineral substance used as fuel in the form of bricks + The form of “a” used before a word beginning with a vowel + A gelatin based dessert
- Rapid Eye Movement + Partly ground wheat husk separated from flour meal + Sound of the last letter of alphabet
- Conflict between two armed groups + A corridor
- A boxlike motor vehicle that resembles a panel truck + What a green light means
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