WELCOME to TUESDAY July 11, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
In the British documentary 56 Up, a man shared that he had earned
a law degree at Oxford. Then, in his thick English accent,
he proudly proclaimed that he was now a “barrister.”
My 13-year-old daughter wasn’t impressed. “So,” she said, “he spent
all that effort getting an Oxford law degree, and now he works at Starbucks?”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“There are now 20 million people in America who do yoga. And none of
whom ever shut up about the fact that they do yoga.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new report recommends that couples who live together should do
chores together. And for some couples, everything
they do together is a chore.” -Seth Meyers

“A new study from Harvard says you can reduce the risk of a potentially
fatal heart condition by eating six bars of chocolate a week. Yeah. It
reduces the chance of a heart attack because once you give up
being in shape, you have way less stress.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife is a very adventurous cook. “How does this sound?” she called out
from the kitchen. “Bonito, surimi, and anchovies in a decadent, silky broth.”
“Sounds delicious,” I hollered back. “Is that what we’re having tonight?”
“No. I’m reading from this packet of cat food.” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Everybody’s picking up on that feline beat.”

Answer: The Aristocats!
Here’s another quote that came from a song, specifically “Everybody Wants to be a Cat” from the movie “The Aristocats”. In the 1960s, when this movie was created, the word “cat” was used by beatniks to refer to someone who was part of the in-crowd. Therefore, since this movie starred cats, being a cat had a double meaning. The feline beat would be a reference to the music that makes them part of the in crowd.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you make this sentence into a phrase by only adding punctuation?
You may not add, subtract, or rearrange the words. Good luck.
that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
Answer: That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher this phrase?

R.P.I.

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