WELCOME to FRIDAY July 13, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Three elderly doctors have been friends for many years, and one afternoon
at the club they started talking about their final arrangements.
The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone
to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”
“That’s a very clever idea,” says the cardiologist, “I’d love my tombstone
to be shaped like a heart in red marble.”
The urologist is silent for a bit, then says,
“I’m thinking about having my ashes scattered.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the
lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying
to teach you how to swim.'” -Paula Poundstone

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for
that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” -Drew Carey

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming in terror–like all the passengers in his car.”

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout,
when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Our trio’s down to two.”

Answer: The Lion King!
Timon sang this line in the beginning of the song “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” in the movie “The Lion King”. Simba had been reunited with his Friend Nala, years after running away from his home, after he believed that he was responsible for his father Mufasa’s death. Timon, along with Pumbaa, was afraid Simba would forget them because he would be spending his time with Nala instead. Instead, what happened was Timon and Pumbaa decided to go with Simba as he went back home to confront Mufasa’s real murderer, Scar.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“They’re after me! They’re after you?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What word/phrase is described by the following rebus?
Julio Iglesias
Lana Turner
Dinah Shore
John Wayne
Robert Redford
John Ireland
Elizabeth Taylor
John Travolta
Barbara Eden
Jack Nicholson

Answer: It’s written in the stars (using each star’s last name, the initials spell “itswritten”).

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Awkward is your first,
But something you never forget.
Gross if you just ate Liverwurst,
But the best while watching a sunset.

The more of me you get,
The more of me you thirst.
I appear in Shakespeare’s sonnets;
I make you so happy you could burst.

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