WELCOME to MONDAY July 17, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
There once was a kid named David and he was dating this gal in his history class named Lorraine.
The two dated for a couple months, but as time went on he slowly lost his feelings for Lorraine.
David begrudgingly continued the relationship with Lorraine, but he started seeing this girl named
Clearly and quickly fell for her. Now David had to make a choice between Lorraine and Clearly so
he decided that the next day he would take Lorraine to the park and explain what was going on.
The next day David and Lorraine went to the park and was walking along the river making small talk.
David was nervous about Lorraine’s possible reaction to his story and kept quiet until he finally got
the nervous to tell her. David told Lorraine they had to break up and Lorraine was shocked and stepped
to the side of the sidewalk to glare at him. But in doing so, Lorraine lost her footing and fell off
the path and rolled into the river! David looked as Lorraine fell into the river and he thought for
a second… should I jump in? With a shoulder shrug he said
“I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study from Harvard says you can reduce the risk of a potentially fatal
heart condition by eating six bars of chocolate a week. Yeah. It reduces the
chance of a heart attack because once you give up being in shape,
you have way less stress.” -James Corden

“A new report recommends that couples who live together should do chores
together. And for some couples, everything they do together is a chore.” -Seth Meyers

“There are now 20 million people in America who do yoga. And none of whom
ever shut up about the fact that they do yoga.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife is a very adventurous cook. “How does this sound?” she called out from
the kitchen. “Bonito, surimi, and anchovies in a decadent, silky broth.”
“Sounds delicious,” I hollered back. “Is that what we’re having tonight?”
“No. I’m reading from this packet of cat food.” 😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“They’re after me! They’re after you?”

Answer: Aladdin!
“Aladdin” is the movie in which this quote comes. This quote was actually said by two people: Aladdin and Jasmine, and it was said at the same time. Aladdin was a street rat who stole food to survive. This led to several run-ins with the palace guards. Jasmine had grown tired of the sheltered palace life and wanted to experience life outside its gates. She believed the guards were coming to take her back to the palace. Considering the guards didn’t recognize Jasmine until she removed her disguise, it was most almost certainly Aladdin they were after.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Lucius is safe.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Awkward is your first,
But something you never forget.
Gross if you just ate Liverwurst,
But the best while watching a sunset.

The more of me you get,
The more of me you thirst.
I appear in Shakespeare’s sonnets;
I make you so happy you could burst.

Answer: A Kiss!

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
There are 11 bottles sitting in front of you. You have been told that you’re slowly dying and
that there is only one antidote here to help you. You must drink from one of these bottles.
There are Empty Bottles, Water Bottles, Poisoned Bottles, and one Antidote.
Drinking from a Poisoned Bottle will surely kill you.
You know the following facts about the bottles…

Bottles:
1)
2) Empty Bottle
3)
4)
5)
6) Poisoned Bottle
7)
8)
9) Empty Bottle
10)
11) Poisoned Bottle

1) There are 4 Empty Bottles in front of you.
2) There is always a Poisoned Bottle next to another Poisoned Bottle, but never on both sides.
3) There are two other bottles between the Water Bottles.
4) There are only 2 Water Bottles.
5) Empty Bottles are just like Poisoned Bottles, there is always one of the same kind next to it but never on both sides.
6) The Antidote is in between a Poisoned Bottle and an Empty Bottle.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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