WELCOME to THURSDAY July 20, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home.
Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany
the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently
and didn’t waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with
a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball – and directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, “You know,
when I was your age I’d hit the ball right over that tree.”
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into
the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, “Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“You never find yourself until
you face the truth.”
–Pearl Bailey

“Morality, like art, means
drawing a line someplace.”
–Oscar Wilde

“You always pass failure
on the way to success.”
–Mickey Rooney

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!
Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?
George: Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.
The group was silent for a moment.
Pastor: That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.
Engineer: Why can’t these guys play at night? 😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Nice one, James.”

Answer: “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”
This was said to Harry, after Harry successfully defended himself against a Death Eater. Without thinking, Sirius accidentally called Harry by his fathers’ name. Sirius saw a lot of James in Harry, and people were always reminding him that he was not James. Despite how much Sirius protested that he knew this, perhaps, in his final words, he demonstrated just how much he didn’t know. During this fight scene, Sirius did also say “Get away from my godson!” to Lucius Malfoy, before punching him in the face, although this was right at the beginning of the fight.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“This is from Mathilda.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Using matches, how can you remove seven-tenths of five and leave exactly four remaining?

Answer: Use ten matches to spell out the word FIVE. Remove the 7 matches that make up the F and E to leave IV, or 4 in Roman numerals.
Easy when you know how, but then again, most Trick questions are.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Which is the only word in the English language to be comprised of two letters, each used three times?

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