WELCOME to FRIDAY July 21, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Baxter Conners, Vice President, Company 203
203 Wall St. New York, NY 10015
Dear Mr. Conners,
Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Company 203’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Sincerely, XXXXXXXX
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Natives on the Pacific island of Vanuatu recently
apologized to the great-great-grandson of a missionary who
their ancestors ate 170 years ago. Witnesses describe the
conversation as ‘awkward.'” -Conan O’Brien

“An employee at a Taco Bell in Alaska was sentenced to one
day in jail for throwing a taco at his manager. He’ll spend
the whole day pleading with fellow inmates to think outside
the buns.” -Jimmy Fallon

“This week in New York, police arrested a man who tried to
steal 43 sticks of underarm deodorant from a drugstore. The
man is being described as ‘not European.'” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1-hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days’ vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work, and I’ll be gosh darned if you are going to take that day off! 😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“This is from Mathilda.”

Answer: “Leon”
This is said to the bad guy Stansfield as Leon hands him something. Stansfield then looks and discovers that is the pin from a grenade. Leon sacrificed himself to kill Stansfield and protect Mathilda, as Stansfield was hunting him and Mathilda to finish the job he started when he murdered her family. According to the first draft of the script, Leon’s full name was Leone Montana. Leon was played by Jean Reno, Mathilda was played by a young Natalie Portman, while the main bad guy, Stansfield, was played by Gary Oldman.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“That’s the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Which is the only word in the English language to be comprised of two letters, each used three times?

Answer: Deeded

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Even though the Tasmanian Tiger is classified as a carnivore, why doesn’t it eat meat?

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