WELCOME to MONDAY July 24, 2023
Marriage quotes 02
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order
what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself
married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“People have been selling fake parking spaces. They charge people to park in spots
that they have no ownership of. Here’s a tip to avoid becoming a victim of this fraud.
If you find a parking space during the festival, it’s a scam.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of
a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers
“One of the winners of this year’s Scripps National Spelling Bee has an older brother
who won the competition in 2014. Or as their dad put it, ‘I’m just going to
throw these baseball mitts away.'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
he newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have
great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that
you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.” 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“That’s the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me.”
Answer: “V For Vendetta”
These words were said to Evie, after she told him, crying, that she did not want him to die. Perhaps to a secretive outsider and outcast such as V, for somebody to care whether he lived or died really was the most amazing gift they could ever give. In an early draft of the script, V’s final words were actually “My love… Ave Atque vale…”.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I would have would have followed you, my brother…my captain…my king.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Even though the Tasmanian Tiger is classified as a
carnivore, why doesn’t it eat meat?
Answer: Because it’s extinct!
Monday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, I have given you 4 words. Beside each word is a series of letter
groupings. Your task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing
one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.
Example:
Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep
Answer:
Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE
- Building: ant uhp yte alk ttr wrq ase
- Kettledrum: qwt gig hjm klp all rnq tti
- Image: ppo ghi kcl axt dug nrm eue
- Music: sds fof uhk jnl dlk
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