WELCOME to WEDNESDAY July 24, 2023
Good Writing Advice
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities
and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.
Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified
comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency and a concatenated consistency.
Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune
babblement and asinine affectations.
Let your extemporaneous descants and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility
and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy and vain vapid verbosity.
If you are really interested to know, the above means: “Be brief and don’t use big words.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Walmart is offering a new service where employees will deliver items to your house
on their way home from work. Not only that – they’ll also deliver the items in a Target
bag so your neighbors think you’re classy.” -Jimmy Fallon
“According to The New York Times, one of the biggest doping scandals in the history
of track and field is coming to light. It involves Russian athletes in the sport of racewalking
- or as it’s known to the billions of people who do it every day, ‘hurrying up.'” -James Corden
“A boy in Maryland this weekend was trapped in an arcade claw machine after climbing
through the prize door. Luckily, rescuers were able to get him out
after about 35 quarters.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The Hokey Pokey
Shakespearean Style
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke — banish now thy doubt.
Verily, I say, ’tis what it’s all about. 😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Hello beastie.”
Answer: “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”
Captain Jack Sparrow said this, addressing the Kraken before it killed and consumed him. This was Jack’s way of accepting that, by dying, he was, for once, about to sacrifice himself to help somebody else. This was because, if he died, the Kraken would stop hunting him and the rest of the characters, and the crew would be able to escape unharmed. We all know, of course, that Jack didn’t STAY dead. Will, Elizabeth, Barbossa and crew rescued him from Davy Jones’ Locker in “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Never let go.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
This teaser is a mixture of logic and math. In a number pyramid, the numbers 0-9 are each used once and formed into a pyramid, with one digit at the top, and right below it two digits, below those three digits, and below those four, all arranged in pyramid form.
In this puzzle, you will follow the clues given, and using these clues, create a number pyramid. There is only one answer.
Clues:
- The four numbers on the bottom row add up to 28.
- The highest number in row 3 is in the middle, or in the second out of third position.
- The third number from the left in the bottom row isn’t 7.
- The rightmost numbers in each row, or the numbers on the right side going down, add up to 11.
- The numbers 0 and 5 are in different rows.
- The apex of the pyramid, or the top number, minus the leftmost number in row 2, equals 4.
- The leftmost numbers in the four rows, or the left hand side going down, add up to 20.
Answer: Here is the way the number pyramid is filled out:
Row 1: 6
Row 2: 2, 0
Row 3: 3, 5, 1
Row 4: 9, 7, 8, 4
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
What does this mean?
ENTURY
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