WELCOME to THURSDAY July 25, 2023

THINGS TO PONDER…….

What if my dog only brings the ball back because he thinks I like throwing it?

If the poison expiration date is past does that mean, it’s less or more poisonous?

Which letter in “Scent” is silent….is the S or the C?

Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

Why is W pronounced “double U” instead of double V”

What if oxygen is killing you & it just takes 75 to 100 years to work?

Every time you clean, you make something else dirty.

100 years ago, everyone had a horse, only the rich had a car. Today everyone has cars & only the rich have horses.

If you replace the “W” with a “T” in “What, Where & When”, you will have the answer to each one.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the
triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not
feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.

• Nelson Mandela –

If you believe it will work, you’ll see opportunities. If
you believe it won’t, you will see obstacles.

• Wayne Dyer –

Believe you can and
you’re halfway there.

• Theodore Roosevelt –

Learn the rules like a pro, so you
can break them like an artist.

• Pablo Picasso –

Do one thing every day that scares you.

• Eleanor Roosevelt –

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two overweight middle-aged women are on their daily exercise stroll. They were
talking about how hard it is to lose weight as one gets older, something
with which all you youths must deal eventually.
One woman complained that she remained an ‘apple-shape’ and the other said
that no matter how much she exercised, there was too much poundage on her
backside and thighs. It almost seemed like it was there to stay.
Her buddy agreed, saying, “It’s true. The lard works in mysterious ways.” 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Never let go.”

Answer: “Titanic”
Although we never actually saw Jack’s death on screen, these were the final words he spoke in the film.
These words were said to Rose towards the end of the movie, when she seemed to be giving up on any possibility of survival and started saying her goodbyes. Jack told her not to say goodbye, and that she would survive, and then, ironically, seemed to say his own goodbyes, despite telling Rose not to.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Death is only the beginning.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What does this mean?
ENTURY

Answer: Long time no see
(Century – C = ENTURY)

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What common phrase or word is represented below:

Dr Dr

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