WELCOME to THURSDAY July 25, 2023

Here’s The Story……

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city.

One asked the other, “Your son go back to college yet?”

“Two days ago.”

“Hm. Mine’s a senior this year, so it’s almost over. In May, he’ll be an engineer. 

What’s your boy going to be when he gets out of college?”

“At the rate he’s going, I’d say he’ll be about thirty.”

“No, I mean what’s he taking in college?”

“He’s taking every penny I make.”

“Doesn’t he burn the midnight oil enough?”

“He doesn’t get in early enough to burn the midnight oil.”

“Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?”

“Sure has! It’s totally cured his mother of bragging about him!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,

and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting 

drunk off of alcohol. It’s perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories 

of alcohol but none of the fun.” -Conan O’Brien

“A British tech company has debuted new technology that lets clothing store 

mannequins talk about the outfit they are displaying. Said the inventor, 

‘The idea came to me in a nightmare.'” -Seth Meyers

“A judge in New Jersey ruled that women can keep their husbands and boyfriends 

out of the delivery room while they are in labor. When asked if they’d mind leaving 

the room, the husbands and boyfriends were already gone.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t take me 

out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.” 😳😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “

 “Death is only the beginning.”

Answer:  “The Mummy”(1999)

Said to nobody in particular, Imhotep had also scratched these words into the inside of his coffin, after being buried alive thousands of years earlier. This showed how the character refused to accept his own death. “Imhotep” was actually the architect who developed the first pyramids in ancient Egypt, notably the Pyramid of Djoser at Saqqara in approximately 2600 BC. His ability was such that he was later said to have descended from the gods. His name means “one who comes in peace”. 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​

What common phrase or word is represented below:

Dr Dr 

Answer:  A paradox
(a pair of docs)

Friday’s Quizzler is….​

According to this rebus, what can be said about Kerry?

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