WELCOME to THURSDAY August 3, 2023

WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK

BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER

How to talk native SOUTHERN PART ONE

Aig – What a hen lays

Aints – He’s got aints in his paints

Paints – What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

Arn – Ma’s tard of arnin

Bag – He bagged her to marry him

Bobbed – A bobbed wire fence

Bresh – He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

Bub – the light bub burned out

Cheer – What you set in

Crick – A small stream

Clum – He sure clum that tree fastern any ‘coon

Chiny – country over in Asia

Chuch duds – Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

Core – He got hisself a new Ford core

Cyow – Animal on Farm

Deppity – He helps out the shurf

Dribbed – He dribbed milk on his shirt

Dainz – Satidy night social

Ellum – A graceful tree

Fanger – What you put your rang on

Faince – Whats round the hawg lot

Far – What get the brandin arn hot

Furred – He got furred from his job

Flar – A rose is a purdy flar

Frash – Them aigs ain’t frash

Furiners – All non-‘bamans

Further – Hits ten miles further to town

Grain – She was grain with envy

Hail – Where bad folks go

Hep – Poor George, he can’t hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Hern – It aint hern, it’s his’n

Hilbilly – People in the next county

Hollar – Whats between the hills

Hard – Got a brend new hard

hand Tar – His core blew a tar

Laymun – A sour fruit

Laig – Most folks have two of them

Lather – What you climb up

Liberry – Where you go to check out books for larnin

Mailk – what you get from cyows

Mere – What you see your self in

Minners – Live bait

Misrus – Married Woman

Nar – Opposite of wide

Nayk – Your head sets on it

Nup – No 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,

and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Education is the ability to listen to almost anything 

without losing your temper or your self-confidence.”

–Robert Frost

“Be kind, for everyone you meet 

is fighting a hard battle.”

–Plato

“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; 

the bad girls never have the time.”

–Tallulah Bankhead

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief

comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now we’ve caught you and we’re going to

kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we’re going to use your skins

to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die.”

The Frenchman says, “I take ze sword.” The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says,

“Vive la France!” and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, “a pistol for me please.” The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman

points it at his head and says, “God save the queen!” and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, “Gimme a fork!” The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork.

The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over–the stomach, the sides, the

chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it’s horrible. The chief is appalled and

asks, “My God, what are you doing?”

And the New Yorker responds, “So much for your canoe you stupid cannibal!😳😳😳 

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “

 “I believe God made me for a purpose, but He also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure.”

Answer: Chariots of Fire!

The stirring account of the 1924 Paris Summer Olympic Games earned the Best Picture Oscar for 1981. In the film Eric Liddell (played by Ian Charleson), a Scottish rugby player who also excelled in track and field, explains to his sister that his quest to make the Olympic team isn’t for personal glory, but as a means to glorify God. Liddell did, in fact, make the team. He went to Paris as a competitor in the 400 meters race, because the qualifying heats for his specialty, the 100-meter dash, were scheduled for Sunday, and he believed it was against the Lord’s will to compete on the Sabbath. He died 20 years later of a brain tumor, while serving as a missionary in occupied China during World War II.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“‘Cause I was thinkin’, it really don’t matter if I lose this fight. It really don’t matter if this guy opens my head, either. ‘Cause all I wanna do is go the distance.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​

This teaser is based on ‘funny’ alternative definitions a word could have if you broke the word up into its syllables and treated the syllables as words in themselves. I will provide a list of words and a list of definitions, it is your job to match them up.

They are meant to be a bit light hearted and may not have perfect pronunciation so work the words in your head a bit. Having the definitions should provide help in this regard. Also note that sometimes the ‘new word’ syllables may not only be using one syllable in the word.

An example would be:

Word: Contemplate “Con template”: A stencil that criminals are made from.

Words:

Subdued

Burglarize

Left Bank

Palpitations

Paradox

Definitions:

A preacher’s panic when he stutters with his words

What the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Two physicians

Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

What a crook sees with 

Answer: Palpitation pulpit ations : A preacher’s panic when he stutters with his words

Left Bank left’ bank’: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Paradox pair’-a-docs’ : Two physicians

Subdued sub-dood’ : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

Burglarize bur’-gler-eyes’ : What a crook sees with

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​

Below is a drawing of an envelope with the flap open.
Grab your pencil and paper and try to draw it yourself.

Rules:
Don’t lift your pencil off the paper; the line must be continuous.
Don’t go over any part of the line twice.
Don’t cross the line.

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