WELCOME to FRIDAY August 4, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Now that I am a senior (citizen, that is) I have everything
that I ever wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.

• I don’t have to go to school or work.
• I get an allowance every month.
• I have my own pad.
• I don’t have a curfew.
• I have a driver’s license and my own car.
• I have ID that gets me into bars and the liquor store.
• The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
• And I don’t have acne.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too
much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which
children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien

“A restaurant here in New York is serving a grilled cheese-flavored martini.
Or as parents put it, ‘Finally, a way to get my
kids to finish their martinis.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Scientists said yesterday that the T. rex may have had teeth serrated like a steak knife,
which may have helped it eat meat more efficiently. Experts believe the T. rex evolved
the knife-like teeth after having so much trouble using regular silverware.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While watching my grandson’s baseball game, I saw a young
mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes.
She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.
Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people’s eyes as she walked
into the vet’s office with her dog in her arms and her child on a leash.
All I could think was, “What’s wrong with this picture!” 😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“‘Cause I was thinkin’, it really don’t matter if I lose this fight. It really don’t matter
if this guy opens my head, either. ‘Cause all I wanna do is go the distance.”

Answer: Rocky (1976)
In this Best Picture winner of 1976, Sylvester Stallone’s portrayal of a two-bit puncher given a chance to be World Champion struck a chord in the hearts of moviegoers around the world, and made Sly a household name.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I figured as long I’m going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I’m at it.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Below is a drawing of an envelope with the flap open.
Grab your pencil and paper and try to draw it yourself.

Rules:
Don’t lift your pencil off the paper; the line must be continuous.
Don’t go over any part of the line twice.
Don’t cross the line.

Draw the Envelope

Answer: Follow the numbers 1, 2, … 10.

Draw the Envelope Answer

Friday’s Quizzler is….​

What is a liquid at room temperature in its original state but solidifies when heated?

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