WELCOME to TUESDAY August 15, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
There was a poor, distraught man sitting at the bar of his local watering hole, just staring
into his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble-maker walks through
the door; leather biker jacket, neck-beard, tattoos and sunglasses. He sees the poor, lonely
man, moping at the bar by himself and decides to have a little fun. Walking up to the bar
he reaches over and grabs the guy’s glass and drinks it down in one go.
Immediately the poor man starts crying. The bully says, “Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that,” the man replies, wiping his tears. “It’s just that this has been the worst day
of my life. First, I oversleep go in late to the office. My boss losses his temper and fires me.
When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do
nothing. I get a cab to go home, and when I get out, I forget my wallet. The cab driver just
drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with my neighbor. So I left my
home, come to this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
you show up and drink my poison.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. I said it to
my family before I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to her manager,
when the barista complained that one of the customers
was making her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert

“According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention
dancing or cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie.” -Seth Meyers

“A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home during a tornado
by sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado didn’t traumatize him but
being in a bathtub with his mother did.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A co-worker came to work one day wearing shoes that were identical in style,
only one was black and the other brown. I quietly pointed this out to him. He
smiled and said, “Unusual, aren’t they? Believe it or not,
I’ve got another pair just like this at home.” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.”

Answer: “On the Waterfront”
“On the Waterfront” was a 1954 movie and starred Marlon Bando as Terry Malloy, a man who dreamed about being a boxer whilst working on the docks in Hoboken, New Jersey, and of his fight against corruption. The movie also starred Karl Malden, Lee J Cobb, Rod Steiger, Pat Henning and Leif Erickson. Marlon Brando was born in 1924 and died in 2004 aged 80. He was nominated for eight Academy Awards and won two, in 1955 for Best Actor in a Leading Role for “On The Waterfront” and again in 1973 he won Best Actor in a Leading Role for “The Godfather”. He has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m as mad as …, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
If

PACK + KNIT + STAY + ELMO = KITE

Then

THAW + FLIT + GNAT+ DIET = ?

Answer: WIND.

Take the last letter of the first word, second to last letter of the second word, etc.

PacK + knIt + sTay + Elmo = KITE

ThaW + flIt + gNat + Diet = WIND.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left when
read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.

Friends _ hit sharply.

Rinds of fruit __ What we do with over one third of our lives.

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