WELCOME to WEDNESDAY August 16, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
A Doctor of Psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered
a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, “Can’t you
see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?” The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2
was doing. Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a
lightbulb.” The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”
Patient #1 replies, “What? And work in the dark?” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“One man practicing sportsmanship is
better than a hundred teaching it.”
–Knute Rockne

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years.
I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
–Rodney Dangerfield

“You have to have confidence in your ability,
and then be tough enough to follow through.”
–Rosalynn Carter

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental
health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression,
she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming
at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m as mad as …, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

Answer: “Network”!
“Network” is a 1976 movie and starred Peter Finch as Howard Beale, a TV anchor, who learns that because of bad ratings, he is being taken off air in two weeks. He announces that he will commit suicide on air, so he is fired. He persuades his viewers to shout the above quote, out of their windows. The film also starred Fay Dunaway, William Holden, Robert Duvall and Ned Beatty. Peter Finch won a posthumous Academy Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role. He was the first actor so to do.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“The horror, the horror.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left when
read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.

Friends _ hit sharply.

Rinds of fruit __ What we do with over one third of our lives.

Answer: Pals, slap; peels, sleep.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Jenny dropped in to see her friends, Tom and Dana, one afternoon after work. Dana answered the door when she rang.

Jenny said, “Hi! What’s going on? Are you guys busy?”

Dana groaned. “Oh, you won’t believe it! Tom is late getting home from work, and his mother just called and she’ll be over to visit at six!”

“Yikes! That’s only an hour away!” Jenny responded. “Can I help?”

“Sure! Here, have a Coke with me!” Dana handed her a cold can from the fridge.

“OK, what can I do? Kitchen looks OK; you’re doing the living room; how about the bathroom?”

“Uh… yes, please! Oh no! I ran out of toilet cleaner and don’t have the time to get some! Oh boy! And it needs it!”

Jenny said, “Let me see what I can do,” and headed for the bathroom.

Less than an hour later, the apartment was spick and span. Dana had put out some fruit, cheese and crackers; Tom was home and had opened a bottle of wine; and Jenny had arranged some silk flowers in a vase. Even the bathroom was sparkling, especially the toilet. What had Jenny done to get the toilet clean?

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