WELCOME to MONDAY August 21, 2023
Here’s The Story…..
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!”
he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,”
the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A woman in South Carolina just gave birth to a 14.4-pound baby boy.
The doctor said, ‘Congratulations! It’s a man!'” -Jimmy Fallon
“I think all these storms are God’s way of sending us a message. I think that
message is that when warm humid air masses surge northward from the Gulf
of Mexico and combine with a strong jet stream, it can result in
severe weather conditions.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“According to new research, a press-on patch for the flu vaccine works just as
well as the flu shot. You just remove the adhesive backing and place it
firmly over your co-worker’s mouth.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
It was time for finals and a student was struggling
with one particular question on his chemistry test.
The question was “If H2O if water, what is H2O4?”
This was a quick answer for most, but it took this student some thinking time.
Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, and cleaning. 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m making out the report now. We haven’t quite decided whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.”
Answer: “Casablanca”
“Casablanca” is a 1942 movie and Claude Rains plays the role of Captain Louis Renault. The movie also starred Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, Sydney Greenstreet and Peter Lorre. The story is about a love affair set in Casablanca during World War II.
Claude Rains was born in London in 1899 and died in 1967. He appeared in over 70 films both in the UK and US. He was nominated four times for an Academy Award, including for Best Supporting Actor in “Casablanca”. He has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Which phrase from group B belongs with the words in group A?
Group A
Lonely
Patent
Canines
Freighter
Artwork
Group B
Local Election
News Event
Tax Return
Brainy Teaser
Play Date
Answer: News Event”: it also contains number:
lONEly
paTENt
caNINEs
frEIGHTer
arTWOrk
newSEVENt
… not to mention laSIX in the title 😎
Monday’s Quizzler is….
In Animal world all the best competitors from all over the world are warming up for the big animal olympics.
The first olympic games is the 100 meter dash. Can you figure out who is which animal, and how they placed?
Names- Tina, Aaron, John, Jessica, and Jamie
Animals- dog, cat, horse, mouse, and monkey
Clues:
- Aaron finished either 2nd or 3rd.
- The animal that finished 2nd was the monkey.
- Aaron is not a cat or mouse.
- Jamie is not a cat or monkey.
- Jamie did not finish 4th or 5th.
- The animal that finished 4th is not the cat or dog.
- Neither John nor Jessica finished 4th.
- John is the horse.
- Jessica finished in 3rd.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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