WELCOME to TUESDAY August 22, 2023
Here’s The Story…..
A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgment Day and, of course,
he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could.
“Oh, my friends,” he intoned, “imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find themselves
cast into the outer darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord and given to eternal flames.
My friends, at such a time there will be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!”
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted to say, “But Reverend,
what if one of those hopeless sinners has no teeth?”
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, “My friends, the Lord is not put out by details.
Rest assured… teeth will be provided!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Everyone’s OK, but over the weekend off the coast of Florida, a Carnival
Cruise ship almost hit two jet skiers. Today, the captain of the ship apologized
and said, ‘I’ll get them next time.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that babies as young as nine months can tell the difference
between friends and enemies. Which raises a lot of questions, like:
What kind of babies have enemies?” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tour guide was showing a tour group around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed
out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar coin across the Potomac River.
“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!”
“You have to remember,” answered the guide, “a dollar went a lot farther in those days.”😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”
Answer: “Dead Poets Society”
“The Dead Poets Society” is a 1989 movie and stars Robin Williams as John Keating, an English teacher, who through poetry, inspires his students. The movie also stars Robert Sean Leonard, Ethan Hawke and Josh Charles, among others. Robin Williams was born in 1951 and studied at Julliard. He has starred in over 85 movies. He has been nominated for four Academy Awards and won an Oscar in 1998 for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for “Good Will Hunting.” He has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you”.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
In Animal world all the best competitors from all over the world are warming up for the big animal olympics.
The first olympic games is the 100 meter dash. Can you figure out who is which animal, and how they placed?
Names- Tina, Aaron, John, Jessica, and Jamie
Animals- dog, cat, horse, mouse, and monkey
Clues:
- Aaron finished either 2nd or 3rd.
- The animal that finished 2nd was the monkey.
- Aaron is not a cat or mouse.
- Jamie is not a cat or monkey.
- Jamie did not finish 4th or 5th.
- The animal that finished 4th is not the cat or dog.
- Neither John nor Jessica finished 4th.
- John is the horse.
- Jessica finished in 3rd.
Answer: Tina-4th-mouse
Aaron-2nd-monkey
John-5th-horse
Jessica-3rd-cat
Jamie-1st-dog
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Having arrested John Jacobson, the man who kidnapped Bill Richman, a party was held in Detective Donald’s honor. However, to test Donald’s smarts, Bill Richman sent Donald this paper:
Dear Donald,
To get to the party, drive to Green Road, where there will be a row of eleven houses that look exactly the same. One of them is my house. Which one, you ask? Well, you’ll have to find out with these clues:
My house is not the one on the left.
I have exactly two neighbors.
Do not enter the third one, because it’s not my house.
Don’t enter the ninth one either.
Lose the thought of entering the three houses on the very right.
Erase the thought of entering the houses on the left, too.
Okay, enough hints. Which house do I live in? If you think there’s not enough clues, think again!
Donald read it over a couple times, and drove to the house where the party was being held.
Which house in the row did Bill live in?
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