WELCOME to THURSDAY August 24, 2023

Here’s The Story……
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would
enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the
finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to
raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he
could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a
number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner
asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, “I raise them
myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have … a hutch back of Notre Dame.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”
–Walt Disney

“Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.”
–Jean Anouilh

“A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great
hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.”
–Wayne Gretzky

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Pat: Hey, Chris! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.
Chris: To tell you the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said
I could teach him to sing like a bird. Pat: You bought a fish because you thought you could
teach him to sing like a bird? I can’t believe it! Chris: Well, yeah. After all, he’s a parrot fish.
Pat: I hate to tell you this, Chris, but while you might be able to teach a parrot bird to sing,
you’re never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish. Chris: That’s what you think! He can
sing all right. The thing is, he keeps singing off-key. It’s driving me crazy.
Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish? 😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you
don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle,
don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”

Answer: “To Have and Have Not”
“To Have and Have Not” is a 1944 movie and stars Lauren Bacall as Marie “Slim” Browning. The movie is set during World War II and tells a story about the owner of a boat in Martinique who works for the resistance and helps a person on the run from the Nazis. This film also stars Humphrey Bogart and Walter Brennan. The movies in the three alternate answers to this question all starred Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall.
Lauren Bacall was born in 1924 and has made over 70 movies. She was nominated for two Academy Awards and won an Honorary Oscar in recognition of her central place in the Golden Age of motion pictures. She has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
If you have me, you want to share me.
But if you share me, I will no longer exist.
What am I?

Answer: A secret

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What do the following three items have in common?

1. A HUT
2. A MINE
3. A HOLM OAK

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