WELCOME to FRIDAY August 25, 2023

Here’s The Story……
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to
stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
“Certainly madam”, he replied courteously.
“Is the restaurant open still?” inquired Mary.
“Sorry, no,” came the reply, “but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?”
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. “Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please,” said Mary.
“Certainly madam,” he replied.
“And can I have breakfast in bed?” asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled. “In that case,
I would love a couple of poached eggs please,” Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed
in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down
early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.
“Morning madam…sleep well?”
“Yes, thank you,” Mary replied.
“Food to your liking?”
“Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don’t think I have had better.
Shame about the eggs tho….they really weren’t that nice at all,” replied Mary truthfully.
“Oh…well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book.
We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion,” said the receptionist.
“OK, I will…thanks!” replied Mary….who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book.
Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written.
“Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Airbnb is planning to launch a luxury service for mansions. They say it’s
perfect for people who want to have everything stolen from their mansion.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Spirit Airlines recently gave a family 21 years of free travel after a mother went
into labor and gave birth mid-flight. Though they probably should have
given those free flights to the guy sitting next to her.” -Seth Meyers

How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make that noise? I could
see that taking a long time. I bet there was like a thousand years where people
were like, ‘Yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.’

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My job is in the aerospace industry, and it’s always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do.
At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as generic
as possible. When the subject came up while I was talking with a group of guys, I replied simply,
“Defense contractor.” The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared victory
to myself. Then, one of them turned to me and asked, “So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?”😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”.

Answer: “Midnight Cowboy”
“Midnight Cowboy” is a 1969 movie and stars Dustin Hoffman as “Ratso” Rizzo, together with John Voight, and Sylvia Miles. It tells the story of two men who live in New York. Dustin Hoffman was born in 1937 and has made over 70 movies. He has been nominated seven times for an Academy Award and won two Oscars, one for Best Actor in a Leading Role for “Rain Man” and the other also for Best Actor in a Leading Role for “Kramer vs Kramer”.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“After all, a lot of people are going to think we are a shocking pair.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What do the following three items have in common?

1. A HUT
2. A MINE
3. A HOLM OAK

Answer: They are all anagrams for US states!
Utah, Maine and Oklahoma

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What popular TV show is represented below?

MyForgottenChildhoodSweetheart.doc
MyOldCollegeGirlfriend.exe
MyDivorcedWife.bat

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