WELCOME to MONDAY August 28, 2023

Here’s The Story……

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, 

the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.

“I’ll be right back with some water,” the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the 

drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill 

clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.

Just then the doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. 

“Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that foot for about 20 minutes.” 😳😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,

and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Reality is a crutch for people 

who can’t cope with drugs.”

–Lily Tomlin

“My Grandmother is over eighty and still 

doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”

–Henny Youngman

“Search others for their virtues, 

thyself for thy vices.”

–Benjamin Franklin

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was 

giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense.

After he presented a number of different situations in which they might 

find themselves, he asked a student, “What steps would you take if 

someone were coming at you with a large, sharp knife?”

The student replied, “BIG ones.”  😳😳😉

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “

“After all, a lot of people are going to think we are a shocking pair.” 

Answer:  “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner”

“Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” is a 1967 movie directed by Stanley Kramer and stars Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn, Sidney Poitier and Katharine Houghton. It’s the story of a young woman who brings her African-American fiancé home to meet her affluent parents.

Sidney Poitier was born in 1927 and has made over 50 movies. He was nominated for three Academy Awards and won two, one for Best Actor in a Leading Role for “Lilies of the Field” and an Honorary Oscar “For his extraordinary performances and unique presence on the screen and for representing the industry with dignity, style ad intelligence.” He has been nominated for, and won many other Awards, including Golden Globe Awards, and BAFTA’s. He won Screen Actor’s Guild Lifetime Achievement Award in 2000. He has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

 “Who’s on First?

Friday’s Quizzler is….​

What popular TV show is represented below?

MyForgottenChildhoodSweetheart.doc

MyOldCollegeGirlfriend.exe

MyDivorcedWife.bat

Answer:  “The X-Files.”

The Ex(Ex-wife, girlfriends etc)-Files (files of a computer). 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​

Guess the famous Indian TV show?

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