WELCOME to WEDNESDAY August 30, 2023

Here’s The Story…
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus
were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two
identical twins whose names were both Pattie. They were very big and muscular,
especially for women. Next there was a man named Ross. He was a extrodinary guy
so he was dubbed “Special Ross”. After that there was a hefty, overweight man named
Leonard. Since his cheeks were so puffy people decided to nickname him “Leonard Cheeks”.
Finally, all the people on the bus had bunions at which they feverously picked and scratched.
What do we call this bus filled with strange people? Of course; we call them: “Two all-beef
Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Cheeks, pickin’ bunions, on a Sesamee Street bus!” 😳😳😬
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It’s your reaction to adversity, not adversity itself that
determines how your life’s story will develop.” – Dieter F. Uchtdorf

“Do not judge me by my success, judge me
by how many times I fell down and
got back up again.” – Nelson Mandela

“This is no time for ease and comfort. It
is time to dare and endure.” – Winston Churchill

“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t
walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have
to keep moving forward.” – Martin Luther King Jr.

“I can be changed by what happens to me.
But I refuse to be reduced by it.” – Maya Angelou

“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the
judgment that something else is more
important than fear.” – Ambrose Redmoon

“Don’t despair: despair suggests you are in total
control and know what is coming. You don’t –
surrender to events with hope.” – Alain de Botton

“It is our attitude toward events, not events themselves,
which we can control. Nothing is by its own nature calamitous
– even death is terrible only if we fear it.” – Epictetus

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out
past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline
ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime
and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.” 😳😳😳😎

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Hasta la vista, baby.”

Answer: “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”
This expression became so popular that many similar new ones were added to modern idioms. The Terminator, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, has been reprogrammed and sent back in time to protect the now ten year old John Connor so that he can fulfill his destiny to save humankind from the planned takeover by machines. John’s mother, Sara (Linda Hamilton), is aided by John (Edward Furlong) and the Terminator in escaping from prison. Since their ally is pitted against a newer and tougher shape-shifting T-1000, who has been sent to destroy John Connor, it proves very difficult to exterminate, and T-800 is forced to sacrifice himself in order to destroy the menace and let the Connors go free. His parting remark is made to them as he sinks to his ‘death’ with a positive thumbs up.
“Hasta la vista” = See you later. “Hasta manana” = See you tomorrow. “Hasta Domingo” = See you Sunday. “Hasta la pasta” = nonsense

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?”

THIS WEEKS’ MOVIE DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS KIM HILLYARD FOR SUPER SOLVING! 👍👍👍👍

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left
when read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.

Friends _ hit sharply.

Rinds of fruit __ What we do with over one third of our lives.

ANSWER: Pals, slap; peels, sleep.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What’s this rebus?

Ptimetimetime
Etimetimetime
Etimetimetime
Ktimetimetime

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