WELCOME to FRIDAY September 1, 2023
Here’s The Story…
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at engineering university.
I used to work repairing construction equipment.
One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large bolts
holding it together. One of the nuts had corroded on to the bolt; to free it I started
heating the nut with an oxy-acetylene torch. As I was doing this, one of the dimmest
apprentices I have ever known came along. He asked me what I was doing. I patiently
explained that if I heated the nut, it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt
so, I could then remove it. “So, things get larger when they get hot, do they?” he asked.
Suddenly, an idea flashed into my mind. “Yes,” I said, “that’s why days are longer in summer and shorter in winter.”
There was a long pause, then his face cleared. “You know, I always wondered about that,” he said.😳😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A rare fish normally found only in the Amazon was caught yesterday in a
New Jersey pond. Researchers believe the fish got to New Jersey the
same way as everyone else: by giving up.” -Seth Meyers
“Facebook has just added a new tool for finding help during disasters.
Unfortunately, then Facebook shows you photos of your friends having a
much better time during their disasters.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that most people can’t go 10 minutes without lying.
But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A wife asked her husband, “Honey, could you please run to the store and
get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons.
Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case of milk, his wife asked,
“Why the hell did you buy so much milk?”
Her husband said, “They had eggs.” 😳😳😁😎
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.”
Answer: “Now, Voyager”.
“Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.” is what Bette Davis said to Paul Henreid as they part, after deciding that there are other things more important than their love, such as his love for his daughter. This is the film where Jerry lights two cigarettes and hands one to Charlotte Vale, the mysterious and lovely woman he meets on the ship. This is the typical ‘ugly duckling’ tale of a young woman who, with the help of a therapist, grows from a timid, plain girl into a charming and attractive woman who has enough self-confidence to defy her mother and live her own life rather than be referred to as ‘poor Charlotte’.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Which phrase from group B belongs with the words in group A?
Group A
Lonely
Patent
Canines
Freighter
Artwork
Group B
Local Election
News Event
Tax Return
Brainy Teaser
Play Date
ANSWER: “News Event”: it also contains number:
lONEly
paTENt
caNINEs
frEIGHTer
arTWOrk
newSEVENt
… not to mention laSIX in the title 😎
Friday’s Quizzler is….
In Animal world all the best competitors from all over the world are warming up for the big animal olympics.
The first olympic games is the 100 meter dash. Can you figure out who is which animal, and how they placed?
Names- Tina, Aaron, John, Jessica, and Jamie
Animals- dog, cat, horse, mouse, and monkey
Clues:
- Aaron finished either 2nd or 3rd.
- The animal that finished 2nd was the monkey.
- Aaron is not a cat or mouse.
- Jamie is not a cat or monkey.
- Jamie did not finish 4th or 5th.
- The animal that finished 4th is not the cat or dog.
- Neither John nor Jessica finished 4th.
- John is the horse.
- Jessica finished in 3rd.
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