WELCOME to TUESDAY September 5, 2023

Here’s The Story…
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully to overtake and capture the town, but finally this time, they believed they had hit upon a foolproof scheme that would allow them to rule the village. They had, through mad scientist experiments in their floral shop, come up with a plant that would devour the townspeople one by one until none were left. They set forth to put their plan into action by planting the man-eating plants so they encircled the village.

As the plants rapidly grew, they began devouring everything living in their path. The townspeople grew frightened; who or what would save them from their eminent doom? Finally, the town’s elder remembers Hugh, a woodcutter who lived on the outskirts of town. Frantically, the townspeople penned a desperate plea for help, tied it to the leg of a pigeon, and directed the bird toward Hugh’s cabin.

Meanwhile, outside of town, Hugh had received the note from the townspeople, and realizing they were in grave danger, set forth to do what he needed to do. He honed his mightiest axe to razor-sharpness, grabbed his hat, and off he went.

Chopping his way through the dense vines, he single-handedly destroyed the carnivorous plants one by one, until all were destroyed. Then he set out to rid the village of the evil friars, chasing them out of town. The town was saved!!! The people rejoiced and knighted Hugh for his brave and timely efforts to save the village!!!

And the moral of the story is:

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A college student in Pennsylvania is suing her school for the C+ she got in a class.
She said, ‘I’m suing whoever’s responsible for this!’ And her professor said,
‘Don’t you mean WHOMEVER?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people.
Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re driving at 11 miles-an-hour.” -Conan O’Brien

“A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-called ‘New Yorker milkshake’
which comes topped with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means
the next topping you’ll get is a coffin lid.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was at the customer-service desk, returning
a pair of jeans that was too tight.
“Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked.
“Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings. 😳😳😳😎

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We rob banks.”

Answer: Bonnie and Clyde!
Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were played by Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty in the 1967 film. They were bank robbers and proud of it. In their brief time they enjoyed making big names for themselves regardless of risk, and seemed to do all they could to become infamous, including having provocative photos taken and distributed. If anyone asked what they did, the standard response was, “We rob banks.”
At the height of their careers, in 1934, they were ambushed and gunned down by police in Louisiana. It was estimated that about 130 rounds were fired at the pair. She was 23 and he 25.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges!..

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Having arrested John Jacobson, the man who kidnapped Bill Richman, a party was held in
Detective Donald’s honor. However, to test Donald’s smarts, Bill Richman sent Donald this paper:

Dear Donald,
To get to the party, drive to Green Road, where there will be a row of eleven houses that
look exactly the same. One of them is my house. Which one, you ask? Well, you’ll have to find out with these clues:
My house is not the one on the left.
I have exactly two neighbors.
Do not enter the third one, because it’s not my house.
Don’t enter the ninth one either.
Lose the thought of entering the three houses on the very right.
Erase the thought of entering the houses on the left, too.
Okay, enough hints. Which house do I live in? If you think there’s not enough clues, think again!

Donald read it over a couple times and drove to the house where the party was being held.
Which house in the row did Bill live in?

ANSWER: Bill lives in the house in the middle. Read the note again, but this time, look at the first letter of each line. The capitalized letters in the clues spell out “MIDDLE.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
What do the following three items have in common?

1. A HUT
2. A MINE
3. A HOLM OAK

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