WELCOME to WEDNESDAY September 6, 2023
Here’s The Story…
Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bill $500
to buy paint and paint the church. Well Bill went out bough some paint and started
painting the church. He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected
so the added some thinner to the paint, well it is still covered but not as well as it did
at first. Well he still was using more paint than he wanted to use so he added still more
thinner to the paint. Well the paint was too thin cover well but Bill still kept on painting.
All of a sudden there was a bolt of lighting and a loud voice from
the sky proclaimed, “Repaint and thin no more.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
–Groucho Marx
“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of
television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
–Johnny Carson
“If you shoot at mimes,
should you use a silencer?”
–Steven Wright
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like.
The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his
merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave
him a poke in the nose. You can probably guess the rest.
I was arrested for striking a happy medium. 😳😳😳😎
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges!..
Answer: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre!
This is said by ‘Goldhat’, leader of the banditos, to the three prospectors, when asked to show their badges to prove they were Federales. Humphrey Bogart, Walter Huston and Tim Holt played the three men who risked their lives to find a treasure that cost them dearly. The story is one of lust, greed and betrayal. The film was directed by John Huston, son of Walter Huston.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Well, nobody’s perfect.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What do the following three items have in common?
- A HUT
- A MINE
- A HOLM OAK
ANSWER: They are all anagrams for US states!
Utah, Maine and Oklahoma
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
What do these sentences have in common?
1) Perfect opinions use no deadlines.
2) Doctors originally lose love around royalty.
3) Yellow engines nominate.
4) Friends realise any nonsense comes.
5) Even unusual rags overcome.
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