WELCOME to THURSDAY September 7, 2023

Here’s The Story…
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After
the first day’s competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the
foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful
play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally,
the desk clerk couldn’t take any more and kicked them out.

The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there
had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests….instead
of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk
responded, “I’m sorry, but if there’s one thing I can’t stand,
it’s chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” 😳😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Too bad the only people who know how to run
the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.”
–George Burns

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the
fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.”
–Mary Wilson Little

“Failures are finger posts on
the road to achievement.”
–C. S. Lewis

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one
morning when he had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she
got to the bottom there were three of those little green army men
in the cup. She said, “Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?”
Her grandson said, “Grandma, it says on TV-‘The best part of
waking up is soldiers in your cup!'” 😳😳😳😎

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Well, nobody’s perfect.”

Answer: “Some Like it Hot”
Ranked #48 on the AFI list of 100 top movie quotes, this is the last line of the 1959 film. Both Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis were among the first men to play women on the silver screen. In disguise as female musicians, the two are running from the mob because they have witnessed a mob hit. The fast pace and rowdy dialog keep this film moving very quickly, softened in several scenes by Marilyn Monroe’s portrayal of Sugar. When Jack Lemmon’s fiancé, Osgood Fielding III (played by Joe E. Brown), a millionaire, is finally told at the end that his sweetheart is not a woman, he quips, “Well, nobody’s perfect.” He loves ‘her’ in spite of everything and gives his well-known wide grin to show he’s completely happy with the way things turned out.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Listen to them. Children of The Night. What music they make.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What do these sentences have in common?

1) Perfect opinions use no deadlines.
2) Doctors originally lose love around royalty.
3) Yellow engines nominate.
4) Friends realise any nonsense comes.
5) Even unusual rags overcome.

ANSWER: Combine the first letters of each word to form a type of currency:
1) P.O.U.N.D.
2) D.O.L.L.A.R.
3) Y.E.N.
4) F.R.A.N.C.
5) E.U.R.O.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MISS KIMHILLYARD FOR SUPER SOLVING WEDNESDAY QUIZZLER! 👍👍👍👍

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What common saying is represented by the following?

Thought: $19.95

Idea: $29.95

Speech: $1.95

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