WELCOME to FRIDAY September 8, 2023

Here’s The Story…
My friend asked his father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had gone.
“I had just the worst day,” replied the man. “This morning I was up in my plane
dusting a field when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing on the plane.
When I got back to the office, my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out.
“On my way home, I stopped at a bar and was handed a warm beer.
So I yelled at the bartender, ‘Don’t you have any cold beer?!’
“The bartender said, ‘Sorry, but we’ve been out of electricity all day ever since
some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road.'” 😳😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new poll found that 10 percent of people post vacation photos on social
media to make others jealous, and 100 percent of people click on
them to see co-workers in a bathing suit.” -Seth Meyers

“In North Carolina, a mother is suing a daycare center because one of the
workers there breastfed her son without permission. Authorities say she
doesn’t really have a case because her son is 32.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that married couples who go on double dates with other
couples are more likely to have better relationships. They say it inspires better
communication – on the ride home, when you talk about how
much you hated the other couple.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning
physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that
over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall.
The American said with a nervous laugh, “Surely you don’t believe that horseshoe
will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?”
Bohr chuckled. “I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely
likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe
will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!” 😳😳😳😎

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Listen to them. Children of The Night. What music they make.”

Answer: Dracula!
Dracula makes this statement about his children as a general comment, showing how pleased he is with them. Bela Lugosi set the stage for the Dracula character, after which scores of vampire films were made, some sticking to the original script from the novel by Bram Stoker, others deliberately changing the rules. As children we learned that vampires could not stand sunlight, couldn’t touch holy objects or cast a reflection in the mirror, and they were kept away by garlic. As cinema progresses it becomes more complicated and the rules change to suit the times and director. Bela Lugosi, the Hungarian actor, was allegedly buried in his cape, but he was said to have detested the part he played by that time.
While the film was being shot, Lugosi did not speak English and was given his lines phonetically. His accent was carried through to other versions of the Dracula legend as the vampire usually has an eastern European accent. This is also possibly because the original Count Dracula, Vlad Tepes, was Romanian and would have had a similar accent.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What common saying is represented by the following?

Thought: $19.95

Idea: $29.95

Speech: $1.95

ANSWER: Talk is cheap.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
There are two groups of four-letter words used in the sentences below. The first missing words of each sentence are anagrams of each other, and the second missing words are also anagrams of each other. Can you find them ?

1. The _ gender of this king of animals has an astounding of hair around his regal and fearful face.
2. That’s a _ excuse, you cannot get away without giving us the of the person who helped you in this theft.
3. Before each , it is customary to say Grace and end with _.

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