WELCOME to MONDAY September 11, 2023

Here’s The Story…
An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning
physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find
that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall.

The American said with a nervous laugh, “Surely you don’t believe that horseshoe
will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?”

Bohr chuckled. “I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely
likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe
will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!” 😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new poll found that 10 percent of people post vacation photos on social
media to make others jealous, and 100 percent of people click on them
to see co-workers in a bathing suit.” -Seth Meyers

“In North Carolina, a mother is suing a daycare center because one of the
workers there breastfed her son without permission. Authorities say she
doesn’t really have a case because her son is 32.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that married couples who go on double dates with other
couples are more likely to have better relationships. They say it inspires better
communication – on the ride home, when you talk about
how much you hated the other couple.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Every day a peddler pulled his cart of wool from his home to the village market.
It was a long trip. He had to travel around the perimeter of a large lake that was
owned by the town tycoon, a modern-day scrooge. One day during the winter the
lake frozen over. The peddler realized that he could cut off two miles from his trip
if he crossed over the lake. He was spotted halfway across the lake by the tycoon.
Scrooge came racing out of his mansion and screamed at the peddler,
“I’ll be darned if I let anyone pull the wool over my ice!” 😳😳😳😎

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

Answer: “Sons of The Desert”
Laurel and Hardy made many films together, Stan Laurel was always the bumbling fool and Oliver Hardy, no wiser but shorter of fuse, was often the irritated heavy. This quote ranks at #60 on AFI’s top 100 list, and is from the film, “Sons of The Desert”. The two friends, having faked illness, tell their battle-ax wives that the doctor recommended a Hawaiian cruise, but they plan to attend a convention of The Sons of The Desert instead. Of course, the wives find them out and everything is blamed on Stan. Their comedy was slapstick at its best, without the meanness of the Three Stooges or the rampant confusion of the Keystone Cops. Oliver Hardy often said this line to Stan Laurel in their routines, as Stan was the eternal scapegoat. The Sons of The Desert is also the name of a large fan club for the comedy team.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
There are two groups of four-letter words used in the sentences below. The first missing words of each sentence are anagrams of each other, and the second missing words are also anagrams of each other. Can you find them ?

1. The _ gender of this king of animals has an astounding of hair around his regal and fearful face.
2. That’s a _ excuse, you cannot get away without giving us the of the person who helped you in this theft.
3. Before each , it is customary to say Grace and end with _.

ANSWER: 1. The MALE gender of this king of animals has an astounding MANE of hair around his regal and fearful face.

2. That’s a LAME excuse, you cannot get away without giving us the NAME of the person who helped you in this theft.
3. Before each MEAL, it is customary to say Grace and end with AMEN.

Anagram groups –

Group 1 : MALE, LAME, MEAL
Group 2 : MANE, NAME, AMEN

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Complete the words so that the last 2 letters of the first word are the first 2 letters of the second word, and the last 2 letters of the second word are the first 2 letters of the third word, etc. The last 2 letters of the tenth word are the first 2 letters of the first word, thus completing the circle.

_ _ D U _ _
_ _ B A _ _
_ _ M P _ _
_ _ N G _ _
_ _ I R _ _
_ _ P I _ _
_ _ E A _ _
_ _ R I _ _
_ _ J U _ _
_ _ O L _ _

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