WELCOME to TUESDAY September 12, 2023

Here’s The Story…
A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business.
Wanting to do something totally different from his current occupation,
he bought a mating pair of rheas and a large tract of land.
His rhea farm was soon doing a booming business as there appeared to be a great
demand for the birds. Not being satisfied with just selling the birds, the rhea farmer
started researching how the birds were being used. He found that all parts of the
birds were being utilized, except the feathers. Nobody wanted the plainly colored rhea feathers.
The ex-programmer, now rhea farmer, purchased some equipment, technical people,
and chemicals, and was soon selling fancy, colored rhea feathers. The resulting sales
were amazing and made the new feather merchant very happy. There was one small
problem. The workers making the colored feathers were becoming quite ill. The concerned
young man called in a number of doctors to determine the nature of the illness.
It was discovered that without exception, the workers had developed
a severe case of … “dye a rhea”. 😳😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new study, 1 in 3 children in the United States have
divorced parents. While the other two-thirds are the only reason
their parents are staying together.” Seth Meyers

“Starbucks is going to start carrying coconut milk. If you want to stay
competitive in the coffee business you’ve got to consistently provide
your customers with new ways to make
their orders more annoying.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“According to a recent survey, 12 percent of Americans say that it’s
fine to cheat a little on your taxes. While the other 88 percent know
not to talk to a guy with a clipboard asking
them if they cheat on their taxes.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When I was younger, I worked in a Mom-and-Pop convenience store.
A woman came into the store and walked straight up to me without
even shopping and asked if I had baby nipples.
I told her, “no ma’am, mine are fully grown.”
Luckily, she got a kick out of it and I sold her
the nipples for her baby bottles. 😳😳😳😳😎

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

Answer: This line is spoken by Ollie, played by Oliver Hardy, in the film Sons
of the Desert, directed by William A. Seiter (1933).

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Well, the truth of the matter is, I don’t report to a Commissioner. I report to a
committee. Some of whom are appointed, some elected, and the rest co-opted
on a bi-annual basis. It’s a quorum, so to speak.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Complete the words so that the last 2 letters of the first word are the first 2 letters of the second word, and the last 2 letters of the second word are the first 2 letters of the third word, etc. The last 2 letters of the tenth word are the first 2 letters of the first word, thus completing the circle.

_ _ D U _ _
_ _ B A _ _
_ _ M P _ _
_ _ N G _ _
_ _ I R _ _
_ _ P I _ _
_ _ E A _ _
_ _ R I _ _
_ _ J U _ _
_ _ O L _ _

ANSWER: ENDURE
REBATE
TEMPLE
LENGTH
THIRTY
TYPIST
STEAMY
MYRIAD
ADJUST
STOLEN

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Which is the only word in the English language to be comprised of two letters, each used three times?

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