WELCOME to WEDNESDAY September 13, 2023

Here’s The Story…
A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israel
when he happened upon an odd looking vase. After cleaning it he pried open the
lid and was astonished when a genie sprang from the container and granted him
3 wishes. Steinfeld wished for enormous wealth, huge land holdings and a bevy of
beautiful wives. All wishes were granted, but on one condition. Never again in his life
could the anthropologist get a haircut or shave. To do so would mean instant imprisonment
in the same urn in which the genie had been imprisoned. All went well during the first few
years of his lavish lifestyle, but his beard and long hair became more and more of a problem.
One day, during a moment of weakness and desperation he ran to the bathroom, grabbed
some scissors and began cutting off his beard. Immediately his fortunes vanished, and he
found himself trapped in the urn lying in the desert sand. The moral of this story?
“A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.”😳😎🙄

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Too bad the only people who know how to run
the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.”
–George Burns

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.”
–Mary Wilson Little

“Failures are finger posts on
the road to achievement.”
–C. S. Lewis

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Harvey’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so
he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.
In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy
German accent. He asks Harvey, “Vat sims to be ze problem?”
Harvey says, “I’m not sure, but it doesn’t go ‘tick-tocktick -tock’
anymore. Now it just goes ‘tick…tick…tick.'”
The old man says, “Mmm-Hm!” and steps behind the counter, where he
rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock.
He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face.
Then he says in a menacing voice, “Ve haf vays of making you tock!” 😳😳😳😎

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Well, the truth of the matter is, I don’t report to a Commissioner. I report to a
committee. Some of whom are appointed, some elected, and the rest co-opted
on a bi-annual basis. It’s a quorum, so to speak.”

Answer: So I Married an Axe-Murderer!
The scene for this quote takes place as the Precinct Captain (Arkin) explains to Tony
(Anthony Lapaglia) why it is impossible for him to explain Tony’s screwball antics to his boss.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You know, I have this crazy philosophy that your grades should represent your grasp of the
material and not your negotiating skills, which are amazing, by the way.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Which is the only word in the English language to be comprised of two letters, each used three times?

ANSWER: Deeded

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What makes more noise when it is dead than when it is alive?

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