WELCOME to THURSDAY September 14, 2023

Here’s The Story…
A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new
film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to,
he asks Sly who he would like to be.
Stallone says “I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart”
So the Director says, “Very well, you can be Mozart” Then he turns to Arnie
and says “Arnie, who would you like to play ?”
And Arnie says “Ah’ll be Bach!” 😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new study, 1 in 3 children in the United States have divorced parents.
While the other two-thirds are the only reason their parents are staying together.” Seth Meyers

“Starbucks is going to start carrying coconut milk. If you want to stay competitive in the
coffee business you’ve got to consistently provide your customers with new ways to
make their orders more annoying.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“According to a recent survey, 12 percent of Americans say that it’s fine to cheat a little
on your taxes. While the other 88 percent know not to talk to a guy with a
clipboard asking them if they cheat on their taxes.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They
see a worm on the other side. So … the one flies over and the other one swims through-which
one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because “Da oily boid gets da woim.”
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the
hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 😳😳😎

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You know, I have this crazy philosophy that your grades should represent your grasp of the
material and not your negotiating skills, which are amazing, by the way.”

Answer: Loser!
The scene for this quote comes during a confrontation between Alcott (Kinnear) and Tannek (Biggs)
when Tannek informs Alcott that he wants to earn the grade he receives for his paper and not an “A” for blackmailing him.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m not fat.”
Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What makes more noise when it is dead than when it is alive?

ANSWER: A Leaf

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What is this well-known phrase?

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